6-4-3: Puddle of Consciousness

• Who’s more crack-addled? The Detroit Tigers for offering Roger
  Cedeno a three-year deal worth $4.5 million annually, or Cedeno for
  turning it down? Cedeno is 26, with career numbers of .277/.356/.370, and
  he’s perhaps a 50/15 SB/CS guy. How does this guy push your club towards a
  championship at that price? As a fourth outfielder, he might help Detroit
  raise a pennant, but for that money, he’s going to get 550 to 650 PA, which
  means a sustained competitive disadvantage. The Tigers already lucked out
  once by having Juan Gonzalez turn down an even more ludicrous
  offer–now they’re pushing their luck.

  From the Cedeno side, I have two words for Roger–Jody and Reed. The whole
  thing strikes me as
  Sophie Marceau
  throwing herself at a shut-in, and having the shut-in look up from his
  "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" DVD
  and slam the door in her face.

• Hats off to Brian Gorman for his one-hitter in the Kansas
  City/Pittsburgh game last Friday. Apparently, they have a metric home plate
  at PNC Park, and the specifications are for a plate width of 0.7m. Looked a
  lot like an aging Fernando Valenzuela was going for a no-hitter. 214
  pitches, 151 for strikes, and after the hitters saw the zone during the
  first two innings, I’m surprised the ball/strike ratio wasn’t higher.

  It’s time to automate the calling of balls and strikes. MLB umpires are
  doing a tremendous job at every part of their job that’s possible, and they
  deserve credit for it. But one part of their job simply isn’t humanly
  possible–determining whether or not a small object traveling at 90 mph
  passed through a relatively small and obstructed three-dimensional space.
  Automate it, suffer through the inevitable David Halberstam tripe about how
  it’s the end of the universe, and move on.

• The Expos drew 14,615 rabid Montrealers to see the Devil Rays after the
  All-Star break; unfortunately, it was for the whole series. It’s possible
  that the Expos didn’t adequately inform the populace that Randy Winn
  was in town. You gotta sell the stars.

• The ERA of every pitcher who’s started a game for the Texas Rangers this
  year:

  4.95
  5.30
  5.84
  6.20
  7.04
  7.40
  8.00
  10.89

  Could you be next?

• Almost every business has an inflection point at which they need to go
  out and get some capital to take advantage of an opportunity in the
  marketplace. It’s very difficult go ahead and pull the trigger on this when
  the moment comes up; the costs can seem very daunting, and the payoff may be
  somewhat delayed. But consider the lineup put on the field by one particular
  business Wednesday night:

  Lawton RF
  Blake DH
  Mientkiewicz 1B
  C. Allen LF
  Koskie 3B
  T. Hunter CF
  Pierzynski C
  Hocking SS
  Rivas 2B

• Sure,
  David Ortiz should be back fairly soon,
  but there’s some doubt about how well he’ll be swinging the bat, and the
  idea of Casey Blake and Chad Allen at DH and left field is
  just wrong. The Twins are fourth in the AL in scoring runs, and they’ve
  got to know that they’ve been pretty lucky. In an environment where
  Billy McMillon can
  be picked up off waivers, you’re facing a potential labor stoppage, and
  you’ve got tremendous national buzz, you have to make a move.

• Open supplication to Billy Beane and Paul DePodesta: Please don’t sign
  Jason Giambi to a six-year deal at $16 million (or more) annually. I
  love Jason, but he plays first base, he’s already 30, and we can’t afford to
  be wrong. Bite the bullet, take the picks, and work your magic to scrape up
  the best replacement possible. The crowds (such as they are) will come back.

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