A pack of Kents, rose-colored glasses where some might be seeing red, and editing maple mayhem out of the game.
Please do your job 30 feet to your right, today’s worst assemblyman in the world, and beware the floodgates of the middling.
Stockpiling enough pitching to win the World Series 50 times over, luckily for Mr. Rice his soap ends early, and Milton Bradley leaves his knees in Texas.
Deepening the super-agent morass, those firearms grow heavier every day, and 24/7 might just be too much of a good thing.
Money makes the world go ’round unless your funds are limited, the dust settles on Mark Teixeira, and the countdown to MLB Network.
Chivalry rules as participants practice bowing in and out of the Teixeira sweepstakes, the new Phillies outfielder is the little train who thinks he can, and the Rangers prepare for a deadly experiment.
A six-letter word for nine-iron, Value over Catcher Confusion Ratio (VoCC_R), and working with the Yanqui dollah.
Everyone swears by this economy, the Red Sox don’t really need no stinking catchers, and the Blue Jays ponder signing Eeyore.
Gloom in the Motor City, raiding the Far East, and something to do in Denver when you’ve been dead.
Wee Dustin struts, Hal’s in charge (no ifs, ands, or buts), and free agency’s kaput?
Big money can generate big talk, discussions about the voting process, plus the quotes and quotables from around the major leagues.
Ask not what you can do for your country, Red Sox payroll is not controlled by Yankee payroll, and the fountain of youth is in Trevor’s backyard.
Thank you sir can our closer have another, Detroit is burning, and the Mets third baseman plays hard-to-get.
There is a lot of misinformation, and we can’t misuse information that we miss, so, what was the question?
The unflappable Rays, mulling over what wasn’t in Boston, and notable quotables from around the game.
Judge what I do by what I say (and Coco too), the Mariners on a roll, and the two-headed Hank-a-Hal.