Mickey Callaway on Brandon Nimmo's stomach ailment: "I guess he cooked some chicken, and didn't know how to cook or something. He was throwing up all night. We're going to have to teach him how to cook so he doesn't miss any more games." 🍗 — Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) February 27, 2019 Hello Brandon, welcome…
[PROLOGUE: It should be noted, after we absolutely roast this old ballplayer who was probably just having fun but in reality hates advanced stats, that after seven full major league seasons Aubrey Huff was 30 and Manny Machado was 25. We’re only talking five years difference, which is barely anything if you compare it to,…
During my time as the lone, underpaid employee of a knitting store, I was privy to a great many arguments and bitching sessions between the wealthy middle-aged women who passed the hours there in each other’s company. Even as someone who was, at the time, fresh out of high school, I was unprepared for the…
Marlins aiming to boost attendance by improving in-game experience. they are holding auditions for an in-game host, public address announcer, anthem singers and Marlins Mermaids. — Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) February 5, 2019 They should never have found her. “Find me a fish,” Derek Jeter had ordered one morning, before the infamous Miami dockyards had grown…
“And springtime brought me the frightful laugh of an idiot.” -Arthur Rimbaud And Pat Hughes says: As we pause 10 seconds for station identification. He says mental lapses are a thing of the past. It doesn’t hurt to raise his left arm. There was a playfulness— And Ron Santo says: I’m only eating a hot…