Emma wonders if Juan Samuel missed a chance to break a nonexistent rule, Mary follows a conveyor belt to its unnatural conclusion, and Matt relays some earthly sightseeing.
Matt applies tunneling stats to Robert Frost; Mary gives Scooter Gennett an origin story; and Patrick defends whimsy.
Matt investigates the history of Diamondback games taking their toll on people, while Patrick issues an apology.
Mary foretells the downfall of the Mets, and Matt does some research just for you.
The origin story of Marlins Man, Padres Fall Apart, and the moral certitude of Bronson Arroyo.
Patrick teaches The Youth how to grip various pitches; Mary remarks on the sad story of Wayland Dean; and Matt declares his favorite baseball number.
Matt calculates all AL East animosity, Mary provides background for a Jon Jay slide, and James looks for signs of disappointing starts.
Take a moment to celebrate the greatest, and only, Orel in baseball history.
Matt ranks the current Orioles first base depth chart, Mary looks at a former two-way player and thinks of new ways, and Annie enjoys an old, familiar feeling.
Bad days are compared, bad players are broken down (and broken), and bad memories are cherished.
What would Coors be like at other altitudes? What does the Bambino have on Statcast, and Taylor Motter in 2-D.
Mary decries a 75-year-old cereal box, Matt breaks down the latest in Tampa Bay roster casualties, and Stacey reacts to an awkward gift.
Matt recounts how history was made on a bad Reds team in 1998, while Mary does some social archaeology through customs of baseball past.
Mary spins a sad yarn of mistaken identity, Jen judges the winner of an exhibition debate, and Matt creates and solves a great mystery of our time.
A pre-emptive strike against the renaming of things, thoughts on semicolon baseball, and a scouting report on people scouting.