Congrats, the Hit List has received a September call up!
It’s Monday, which means you’re legally obligated to read the Hit List.
It’s like a ranking, but with more words.
I got hits, but I’m not a Hit List. I got hits, but I’m not a hit list. Wait.
It’s Lit Hist time! There are many things this doesn’t work for, I guess.
There’s nothing left to dooooooooooo, but Hiiiiiiiiiiit Liiiiiiiiist.
The Hit List sleeps alone tonight (after the Schwarbs turns off their lights).
This Hit List will miraculously have enough oil to last the next seven days. Who knew?
This is a test of your emergency Hit List system.
It’s like prospect rankings, but with teams and math!
Hey look it’s the first Hit List of the second half, says the slave to calendars.