It’s Monday, Monday gotta Hit List on Monday
Something to read, 75 or 80 times in a row, until the trade deadline
What do you get if you mix some Hits and a List? It’s pretty simple actually.
Royals comment worth a year’s subscription all by itself.
Hit List in the front seat, Hit List in the back seat, gotta make my mind up which seat can I take?
Lose yourself in the Hit List the jokin’ you own it you better never let it go
Hey now, you’re an All-Star edition of the Daily Hit List
Mostly LOLs, a few SMHs, and one or two SMDHs
Just four more Hit Lists until the WEEEEEEEEEEEKEND
Find out what happens when Sussman stops being polite… and starts writing the Hit List.