It’s never too late to say you’re sorry (that you posted the Hit List late).
Read slowly; it’s a long four days until the next Hit List.
The Hit List is in midseason form! Took friggin’ long enough, guys.
If this Hit List were a bumper sticker, it would be too long.
Jeter’s farewell tour continues, with an appearance in today’s Hit List!
Jokes + Sports = Jorts. Come get in our jorts!
You’ve been waiting for a Hit List like this to come into your life. You’ve been waiting for a Hit List like this, a List that will survive.
It’s Friday, Friday, got a Rockies-logo joke on Friday.
I’m no joker! Play me as a joke,
I be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Hey now, you’re a Hit List, get your joke on.
Hittin’ in the front seat,
Listin’ in the back seat.
It’s Fry Day, Fry Day, get a hit list with fries day.
Been around the world, don’t speak the language. But your Hit List don’t need explainin’.
Hittin’ in the front seat
Listin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which List can I Hit?