A grab bag of major stories involve more than a few non-stories, as well as a few non-developments.
The Tao of Lou may involve the Rules of War, MLB Network elects the mayor of color analysts, plus news and notes from around the majors.
The two-way player discusses turning his back on football, and what it will be like to begin the season as a pitcher and end it as a shortstop.
The rich get richer in Beantown as they queue up a new batch of prospects behind their collection of young, upscale major leaguers.