Quantcast

Prospectus Hit List for May 13



by Matt Sussman

Hit List for May 10 Hit List for May 14
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

Zero Chris Sale puns, guaranteed.

RkTmWL W1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff%1-Day7-Day
1

10

28

11.6

10.2

11.5

.336

.354

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Real men are allowed to cry only when watching "Braveheart" or looking at Phil Humber's season numbers.
2

11

27

12.3

11.0

10.7

.351

.333

0.0%

0.0%

0.1%

0.0%

-0.1%

Their RBI leader over the past week: Derek Dietrich. You just learn a new name with this team all the time.
3

15

21

14.6

17.7

17.6

.513

.493

23.6%

16.1%

39.7%

7.5%

-8.2%

We are a happier country when a Van Slyke is in the major leagues hitting home runs.
4

15

24

14.7

13.2

14.7

.436

.456

0.4%

2.4%

2.7%

-0.2%

-1.0%

They scored a season-high 12 runs and clobbered five home runs for the second time this year, which means they're back on track to win the World Series.
5

14

23

15.0

16.2

15.8

.481

.501

6.4%

14.3%

20.6%

-1.3%

1.3%

With just one hit on Sunday, the pink bats didn't work out for them, which means it's time to grind them into splinters and re-sell it as cotton candy.
6

15

20

15.1

16.3

17.1

.466

.446

1.8%

4.6%

6.4%

0.4%

-4.7%

Carlos Gomez and Jean Segura are first and second in National League batting average. They must be calculating batting average differently this year.
7

14

20

15.4

14.7

14.2

.459

.439

4.4%

3.4%

7.8%

-1.3%

-4.7%

If Matt Harvey starts losing games, the Mets can always just turn themselves into a cupcake shop.
8

15

20

16.0

15.3

15.2

.456

.475

1.4%

4.0%

5.5%

1.4%

-1.2%

Both of Chris Sale's career complete games have come against the AL West, which can only stir up realignment rumors.
9

16

21

16.1

15.2

15.7

.447

.427

1.8%

2.0%

3.8%

-0.5%

-0.2%

Their home run leader is Will Venable with five, which means they're going to try and win with something else besides home runs.
10

18

21

16.6

16.7

16.6

.457

.437

5.5%

5.1%

10.6%

2.8%

-1.4%

May has not been kind to Ryan Howard, but he did have the game-winning hit yesterday. So that evens out, right?
11

18

20

16.7

18.4

18.5

.473

.493

2.7%

6.1%

8.8%

0.8%

1.1%

They haven't lost a series since April 22-24 against ... Houston, for some reason.
12

15

22

17.0

19.0

19.1

.480

.460

1.4%

5.0%

6.4%

1.2%

1.3%

Scott Feldman doesn't look like a pitcher who can shut down the Nationals' bats, or someone that was born in Hawaii, but what do any of us know.
13

20

17

17.1

17.0

17.2

.508

.488

42.1%

15.9%

58.1%

-3.0%

1.6%

Gio Gonzalez had a perfect game into just the sixth, which given the recent pitching performance this year is downright embarrassing.
14

17

17

17.1

16.0

17.1

.449

.469

0.4%

1.1%

1.5%

-0.6%

0.3%

Those are some rather sexy .463/.551/.707 numbers for Joe Mauer in May. (No home runs this month, though.)
15

18

16

18.1

16.3

16.8

.494

.514

5.3%

11.6%

16.9%

-3.3%

-14.9%

Swept in Yankee Stadium, just like that fortune teller said. They gotta start bringing in more positive influences to speak to the team.
16

19

20

19.6

19.3

18.6

.501

.521

8.7%

13.3%

22.1%

-2.4%

-14.8%

Their starting rotation kept them in games last year, but this year a 5.17 ERA is fifth worst in the majors.
17

19

18

19.6

19.7

20.6

.532

.552

11.9%

24.0%

35.9%

4.1%

9.4%

The last time they swept the Padres was in 2004, when they were called the Devil Rays, making the mascot allegory a bit more enticing.
18

21

16

20.1

19.5

19.9

.522

.502

14.8%

22.1%

36.8%

1.5%

9.6%

Imagine a chef coming into your house, taking your leftovers, cooking a new meal out of it, and having it taste decent. That's what the Pirates are, basically.
19

23

13

20.1

19.5

19.2

.567

.587

61.3%

22.6%

83.9%

3.8%

11.7%

Sir, I don't see Vernon Wells on this All-Star ballot. Or this one. Sigh, just re-print them all and I'll be back in 30 minutes.
20

20

15

20.4

21.0

20.6

.542

.562

16.3%

26.1%

42.4%

0.4%

17.9%

They're 6-1 against Cy Young Award winners this year, so be sure to throw all the No. 5 starters you can grab at them.
21

21

16

20.9

20.9

20.5

.540

.520

47.9%

18.0%

65.9%

-1.9%

-0.3%

April showers bring May Upton slumps. (The brothers are both homerless and hitting under .200 each.) (That's the joke.)
22

23

15

21.0

20.9

21.2

.542

.522

40.8%

17.0%

57.8%

5.4%

1.8%

Marco Scutaro owns the longest active hitting streak at 13, and now we'll see if one can jinx a 13-game hitting streak.
23

22

16

21.1

22.6

22.0

.553

.573

19.0%

35.4%

54.3%

-6.6%

-16.6%

"What about energy drinks? Do you use those?" Dan Shaughnessy asks David Ortiz in a fit of desperation.
24

20

17

21.2

22.6

22.1

.522

.502

9.1%

9.5%

18.6%

1.7%

-6.1%

What's more interesting: Jorge De La Rosa no-hitting the Cardinals into the seventh, or that his name literally means George of the Pink?
25

21

17

21.6

20.3

20.9

.535

.515

24.7%

23.0%

47.7%

-9.2%

4.0%

It might be time to consider Heath Bell may not be a viable candidate to close baseball games.
26

23

15

22.2

21.6

21.4

.525

.545

7.5%

20.6%

28.1%

2.9%

5.2%

Advertising for starting pitching help on Craigslist started out as a joke, but...
27

22

16

22.4

21.8

21.1

.564

.544

42.4%

30.3%

72.7%

-0.1%

-2.0%

Between Shin-Soo Choo (.451) and Joey Votto (.444), the Reds lineup is a veritable on-baserers' row.
28

23

13

22.7

20.8

20.9

.562

.542

39.6%

28.1%

67.8%

-4.7%

9.4%

Wainwright, Miller ... their best starting pitchers are all old-timey professions. (A Westbrook was someone who mined small rivers for laudanum, probably.)
29

20

15

22.8

24.9

24.2

.618

.636

76.6%

12.4%

89.0%

-1.3%

-2.2%

For Mother's Day, Jose Valverde got his mother a fastball and another fastball and actually nothing but fastballs.
30

24

13

22.9

24.0

23.0

.593

.612

82.2%

6.1%

88.3%

2.4%

3.8%

Nelson Cruz in the last week: .174/.200/.565. Now that's a week.