Prospectus Hit List for June 18
Hit List for June 16
Hit List for June 20
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.
Rk | Tm | W | L | W1 | W2 | W3 | HLF | AHLF | Win Div% | Win WC% | Playoff% | 1-Day | 7-Day |
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1 | 43 | 28 | 49.1 | 47.5 | 47.5 | .659 | .677 | 67.6% | 26.9% | 94.5% | 0.2% | 1.4% | |
You know those stats that say so-and-so could go 0-for-50 and still be having a good season? So Josh Donaldson was like hmmm... | |||||||||||||
2 | 43 | 28 | 41.5 | 41.2 | 41.1 | .581 | .562 | 65.8% | 26.9% | 92.7% | -1.9% | -4.2% | |
Buster Posey is slugging .418 which is either an attempted tribute to number 42, Jackie Robinson, or he’s just not hitting that well. So Giants fans, he’s repping a Dodger badly, or he’s not good: you decide! | |||||||||||||
3 | 43 | 29 | 38.8 | 38.4 | 37.6 | .548 | .528 | 39.0% | 35.2% | 74.2% | 4.3% | 11.1% | |
Turns out Ryan Braun didn’t need to cheat after all because all you need for a great on-base percentage is a good-‘n-pissed off Kirk Gibson. | |||||||||||||
4 | 41 | 31 | 39.9 | 37.9 | 37.9 | .544 | .564 | 53.2% | 13.5% | 66.7% | -5.7% | -11.0% | |
On the first pitch of the game, the Blue Jays hit 1.000/1.000/4.000. On all subsequent pitches they didn’t hit. | |||||||||||||
5 | 36 | 31 | 33.3 | 35.2 | 34.5 | .519 | .538 | 57.0% | 10.8% | 67.8% | -5.4% | -8.7% | |
Over the past two days Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer have given up 17 runs in 10 innings to the 22nd ranked team in OPS, the Royals… “Wake up, Jimmy! You’re naked at school and you didn’t study for that test!” “Phew…” | |||||||||||||
6 | 39 | 32 | 38.9 | 41.9 | 41.9 | .569 | .550 | 53.0% | 26.7% | 79.6% | 4.0% | 12.2% | |
You gotta love how the Cardinals casually plucked one of the best young starters in baseball with the 19th pick in the 2012 draft. Oh, wait, did I say love? I meant hate with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. | |||||||||||||
7 | 38 | 32 | 38.8 | 43.7 | 44.0 | .587 | .606 | 27.7% | 54.1% | 81.8% | 3.0% | -4.1% | |
After Mike Trout's second homer last night, the Angels color guy said, "Memo to other teams, don't throw anything down." He should've stopped after "throw." | |||||||||||||
8 | 38 | 32 | 37.0 | 33.2 | 33.5 | .506 | .526 | 21.9% | 12.8% | 34.7% | 4.8% | 22.5% | |
With last night’s win, the Royals are now in first place. The last time the Royals were in first place was two seconds ago. | |||||||||||||
9 | 36 | 33 | 38.9 | 38.2 | 38.2 | .548 | .528 | 63.7% | 8.9% | 72.6% | 3.8% | -4.6% | |
The Nationals used six pitchers in last night’s game, three with ERAs in the 1.00s and none of whom had an ERA above 2.99. They combined to give up five runs. | |||||||||||||
10 | 36 | 33 | 31.8 | 31.3 | 32.5 | .477 | .497 | 26.8% | 14.5% | 41.3% | 3.3% | 11.1% | |
If the Yankees had signed Ubaldo Jimenez instead of Masahiro Tanaka they’d be 12 games behind Toronto instead of 4 and they’d also be the Orioles. | |||||||||||||
11 | 36 | 34 | 34.6 | 34.0 | 34.1 | .495 | .515 | 11.5% | 10.3% | 21.8% | 2.0% | 3.4% | |
The Orioles are fourth in average, 16th in on-base percentage, and seventh in slugging in case you still need to get them something for Father’s Day. | |||||||||||||
12 | 39 | 34 | 39.9 | 39.7 | 38.5 | .538 | .518 | 33.5% | 48.6% | 82.1% | 1.0% | -2.8% | |
Thing about Puig’s bat flipping is Dodger Stadium is a non-flippers park, so his flipping is even more impressive when you include that park adjustment. | |||||||||||||
13 | 36 | 34 | 36.7 | 34.2 | 33.4 | .501 | .481 | 4.8% | 3.7% | 8.6% | 1.4% | -4.8% | |
Giancarlo Stanton went 0-for-4 with two strikeouts and the Marlins hit a three-run home run and won anyway. It’s almost like they’re a real team. So cute! | |||||||||||||
14 | 36 | 34 | 34.0 | 34.4 | 35.7 | .500 | .480 | 27.5% | 14.4% | 41.8% | -7.7% | -16.1% | |
B.J. Upton’s OPS has dropped 174 points since leaving the Rays. Which means the Braves might need another outfielder. Quick! Trade for Desmond Jennings! | |||||||||||||
15 | 37 | 34 | 39.8 | 37.2 | 37.3 | .533 | .553 | 4.1% | 24.8% | 28.9% | 2.8% | -4.9% | |
The best hitter in Spring Training was Brad Miller who OPS’d 1.314 is something that I wouldn’t say in or near Seattle for a while. | |||||||||||||
16 | 34 | 35 | 33.5 | 33.5 | 33.8 | .488 | .468 | 4.6% | 13.2% | 17.8% | 1.3% | 8.8% | |
The Reds lead baseball in sacrifice bunts, meaning maybe Dusty Baker has been sitting in their dugout with Groucho glasses this whole time. | |||||||||||||
17 | 35 | 36 | 31.6 | 28.8 | 29.6 | .440 | .460 | 0.6% | 5.8% | 6.4% | -2.1% | 1.8% | |
Mitch Moreland is leaning toward season-ending ankle surgery but not too far because his ankle is really messed up. | |||||||||||||
18 | 34 | 36 | 33.7 | 36.0 | 36.7 | .501 | .481 | 3.4% | 12.2% | 15.5% | -3.4% | 2.6% | |
There are many serious Pirates stats to contemplate but Cumpton pitched last night so I'm afraid all I have are giggles. /giggles | |||||||||||||
19 | 36 | 36 | 34.0 | 34.0 | 34.2 | .480 | .500 | 13.9% | 10.5% | 24.4% | -4.6% | -5.9% | |
The Indians have committed a league-leading 65 errors this season and that doesn’t even include having a racist logo and insensitive nickname. | |||||||||||||
20 | 34 | 37 | 37.0 | 37.6 | 35.3 | .501 | .481 | 0.6% | 6.4% | 7.0% | -2.7% | 2.4% | |
Troy Tulowitzki is hitting .361 and is the only qualifying player left with an OPS over 1.000. His OPS is 1.111. | |||||||||||||
21 | 34 | 37 | 32.9 | 32.6 | 32.4 | .465 | .485 | 2.8% | 2.7% | 5.5% | 0.3% | -3.6% | |
Adam Dunn had four at-bats, one run scored on one hit, and one RBI. But he didn’t homer! Tease. | |||||||||||||
22 | 32 | 37 | 32.4 | 32.5 | 32.6 | .469 | .489 | 4.4% | 3.3% | 7.7% | -0.2% | -2.1% | |
The Twins have allowed three runs in total over the last two days. During that time they are 0-2. Because, during that time, they were, are, and will still be the Twins. | |||||||||||||
23 | 31 | 38 | 30.9 | 30.2 | 30.6 | .444 | .425 | 2.6% | 1.4% | 4.1% | 1.5% | 1.9% | |
Ryan Howard walked against left-hander Luis Avilan but Avilan was facing the wrong way on the rubber and thus pitching the other way around the Earth. Presumably. | |||||||||||||
24 | 33 | 38 | 33.8 | 34.5 | 34.0 | .476 | .496 | 7.6% | 8.0% | 15.6% | 2.1% | -1.2% | |
Brock Holt became the first player to play center field and left field simultaneously when he raced into left field and caught a fly ball while Jonny Gomes was searching for his lost “H.” | |||||||||||||
25 | 32 | 40 | 31.7 | 33.9 | 35.4 | .462 | .482 | 0.1% | 0.9% | 1.0% | 0.2% | 0.4% | |
“Five innings, four walks, and four runs for Dallas Keuchel, man that guy is terrible” – Me in every universe except this one | |||||||||||||
26 | 29 | 40 | 32.9 | 34.4 | 34.1 | .473 | .453 | 0.1% | 0.9% | 0.9% | -0.7% | -1.1% | |
Jeff Samardzija was in line for the win but the bullpen blew it errr ziip Jeff Samardzija was in line for the win but the bullpen blew it errr ziip Jeff Samardzija was in line for the win but the bullpen blew it errr ziip Jeff | |||||||||||||
27 | 31 | 40 | 34.0 | 31.5 | 31.5 | .451 | .431 | 1.4% | 0.7% | 2.1% | -0.6% | -2.1% | |
Coming to a theater near you: Dice-K Matsuzaka is going to... [ominous music] pitch for your team!! [screaming sounds] Rated R for overly realistic situations and grotesque peripherals. Man: “Thirty walks in… 40.2 innings? Oh… my… god…” [woman screams] | |||||||||||||
28 | 29 | 42 | 27.2 | 25.2 | 25.0 | .375 | .356 | 0.0% | 0.1% | 0.2% | -0.1% | -1.7% | |
The Padres have struck out 574 times this season, or 140 times more than Tony Gwynn did in his 20-year career. | |||||||||||||
29 | 28 | 44 | 30.3 | 35.0 | 35.1 | .446 | .466 | 1.0% | 0.9% | 1.8% | -0.6% | 0.9% | |
We’ve done the math and even with an extra two percent the Rays would still be in last place. | |||||||||||||
30 | 30 | 44 | 30.6 | 32.1 | 32.1 | .422 | .402 | 0.1% | 0.6% | 0.7% | -0.2% | -1.7% | |
Kirk Gibson is now president of all baseball rules and sure, nobody elected him, but it’s an unwritten presidency and now that you’ve questioned it [throws ball] |
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