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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 517: "Titus Welliver Andronicus"

March 24th, 2025

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In Episode 517 of For All You Kids Out There,” Jeffrey and Jarrett chat with David Roth about Bosch: Legacy, streaming TV schedules, and eventually the Mets bullpen.

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Episode 516: "Jarrett is in the basement yelling on a podcast about Tylor Megill"

March 16th, 2025

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In Episode 516 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Thomas Henderson to preview the Mets starting pitching. As you can probably tell by the run time, there’s other stuff too.

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Episode 515: "Whoa Brett Baty? Bam-a-Lam?"

March 10th, 2025

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In Episode 515 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Grace Carbone to review every third catcher in baseball as a possible Mets fit, and then chat about the rest of the (mostly healthy) 2025 Mets infield.

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Episode 514: "This Eternity in Tylor Megill"

March 5th, 2025

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In Episode 514 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are theoretically previewing the 2025 Mets Outfield with Allison McCague, but well, you know how these go sometimes.

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Episode 513: "Probably should publish this before the Mets have another spring training injury"

February 24th, 2025

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In Episode 513 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about Ace Holmes, Frankie Montas’s injury (but not Madrigal or Manaea’s), the BP Top 101 (but mostly the Top 10) and answer your correspondence.

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Episode 512: "Juan Soto BP dot mpeg"

February 19th, 2025

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In Episode 512 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett clean out a very crowded inbox as another Mets baseball season peaks up among the crocuses.

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Episode 511: "From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow"

February 7th, 2025

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In Episode 511 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett gets the Italian wifi working because he won’t take a vacation from Pete Alonso chat either.

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Episode 510: "We come from the land of the ice and snow"

February 6th, 2025

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In Episode 510 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Rich, and Thomas chat about Pete Alonso re-signing with the Mets. Although there honestly isn’t much to say.

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Episode 509: "Sober, you’re a Cro-Magnon, s***faced, you’re very clever"

February 2nd, 2025

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The 2025 Baseball Prospectus Annual is available wherever fine books are sold. Always drink responsibly.

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Episode 508: "Who’s that guy (who’s that guy), it’s Pete!"

January 26th, 2025

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In Episode 508 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Mets FanFest, why the 2025 Mets are a late 2000s hangout sitcom, and answer your correspondence.

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Episode 507: "Was the Wink there?"

January 18th, 2025

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In Episode 507 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett give you the latest on Pete Alonso (it will sound like all the other Pete Alonso eps), consider Jesse Winker and A.J. Minter, and wonder why the Jays haven’t signed Roki Sasaki after trading for all that money (yes, this was recorded Friday afternoon).

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Episode 506: "The Peter Principle"

January 13th, 2025

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In Episode 506 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about the latest Pete Alonso contract rumors, the current state of scouting, and answer your correspondence.

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Episode 505: "You can vote, but that’s it"

January 7th, 2025

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In Episode 505 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett take a deeper look at the Hall of Fame and Hall of Fame voting, and then answer your correspondence, mostly about The West Wing.

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Episode 504: "I wake up in the morning with the same unanswered questions"

December 30th, 2024

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In Episode 504 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are on the cusp of year 10 of this podcast, and can assure you things will never, ever change.

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Episode 503: "Checked Jeff Passan’s Twitter, sometime after 2 AM"

December 24th, 2024

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In Episode 503 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss rumors, pitching strategy, and the return of Sean Manaea.