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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 499: "2024 moves, 2014 audio quality"

November 11th, 2024

In Episode 499 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett survey the new 40-man adds, and the potential offseason moves on the horizon. Also the listeners need to work on their media literacy (or just don’t listen to Jim Bowden and David Samson interviews).

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Episode 498: "A meeting that could have been an e-mail but also it’s a podcast"

November 5th, 2024

In Episode 498 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett strive for Inbox Zero, covering whatever has been on your mind for the last two weeks (a lot of pitching free agents apparently).

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Episode 497: "What’s Next?"

October 27th, 2024

In Episode 497 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat about the Jets, the World Series, and take one last look at the 2024 Mets via their baseball-reference page.

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Episode 496: #RIP2024Mets

October 21st, 2024

In Episode 496 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett recap Game 6 of the NLCS and take a brief look forward.

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Episode 495: "I will face Ohtani and walk backwards into Los Angeles"

October 19th, 2024

In Episode 495 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett and Greg discuss an exhausting Mets win in NLCS Game 5.

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Episode 494: "Down to the last drop"

October 18th, 2024

In Episode 494 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett recap Game 4 of the NLCS.

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Episode 493: "The fastest sixty seconds in sports"

October 17th, 2024

In Episode 493 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett do not recap NLCS Game 3. Well, I guess we do, it’s just very succinct.

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Episode 492: "That is a normal win. Move on, find a new slant"

October 15th, 2024

In Episode 492 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets Game 2 NLCS win, getting planter fasciitis while being the old dudes at concerts, and what is going on with Francisco Alvarez.

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Episode 491: "Is this the city of angels or demons"

October 14th, 2024

In Episode 491 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett briefly chat about NLCS Game 1 and then catch up on some emails.

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Episode 490: "Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it’s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems"

October 10th, 2024

In Episode 490 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett and Rich recap the Mets NLDS Game 4 win. Which is a thing that happened. Really.

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Episode 489: "Back in the New York Groove"

October 9th, 2024

In Episode 489 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett try to make sense of the Jets, then it’s onto the Mets (and NLDS Game 3) who are slightly easier to make sense of at the moment.

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Episode 488: "It’s going to be harder this time"

October 7th, 2024

In Episode 488 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett recap an instant classic NLDS Game 2 we will absolutely never watch again.

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Episode 487: "Sometimes you just have to tip your caaaaAAAAHHHHHH THE METS"

October 6th, 2024

In Episode 487 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss an NLDS Game 1 that mostly just doesn’t require any complex analysis.

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Episode 486: "The Mark Texeira contract plus inflation"

October 4th, 2024

In Episode 486 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat about the Mets totally normal win over the Brewers in Game 3 of the Wild Card Series. Anyway hit the “OMG” remix and we will see you Saturday, somehow.

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Episode 485: "Let’s just do a five-minute recap"

October 3rd, 2024

In Episode 485 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets Game 2 loss, gaming the English Football Pyramid, and building a bullpen.