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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 381: "And I am far from where we live, and I have not learned how to forgive"

December 3rd, 2022

In Episode 381 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss what the Jacob deGrom signing means for the Rangers, the Mets, and the Blue Jays player development system. Also we answer your questions which are all over the place, understandably.

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Episode 380: "Tryptophan Pod"

November 28th, 2022

In Episode 380 of For All You Kids Out There, it’s a sleepy time for the offseason and our hosts. Hopefully there will be more next week.

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Episode 379: "40-Man Mountain Rock"

November 21st, 2022

In Episode 379 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss collusion, the Mets 40-man shuffling and free agent rumors. Plus there’s a really long review of AEW Full Gear.

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Episode 378: "That is a normal pair of pants, move on, find a new slant"

November 14th, 2022

In Episode 378 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Rich Staff to discuss early offseason news, the reliever market, the Mets front office, and eventually the Mets prospect list. Then we chat about Noah Syndergaard’s free agency and Rich’s upcoming project before wrapping things up with a Full Gear preview.

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Episode 377: "Watch The Rockford Files, and call to see if Paul can score some weed"

November 7th, 2022

In Episode 377 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Edwin Díaz re-signing and what to make of the Houston Astros World Series win, before we are joined by David Roth of Defector Media to go over some 1980s K/BB rates and the joys of Utah Jazz basketball.

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Episode 376: "There’s a lot of things that can happen, all for the want of a nail"

October 30th, 2022

In Episode 376 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a potential future POBO, a potential past Mets catcher, and Jarrett tries to get Jeffrey to talk about the Phillies in the World Series again.

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Episode 375: "We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot takes"

October 24th, 2022

In Episode 375 of For All You Kids Out There Jeffrey and Jarrett have very little Mets stuff to discuss. So why is this two hours? You know the answer. You should also know we talk about the Phillies run, the Yankees movie night, the entire prospect history of Jeremy Peña, Ronny Mauricio’s swing decisions, and the unstoppable 2022-23 Utah Jazz. We also answer your questions on a Shohei Ohtani (or Mitch Haniger) trade, how to manage Scherzer and deGrom going forward, and how David Stearns would be as a hypothetical Mets POBO.

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Episode 374: "Jeffrey is in between therapists"

October 16th, 2022

In Episode 374 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett go through the entire 2022 Mets roster, discuss Billy Eppler’s press conference (with a rare Jeffrey crank interlude) and answer your questions.

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Episode 373: "Come harvest time we’ll see the proof"

October 10th, 2022

In Episode 373 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the third game of the Wild Card series.

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Episode 372: /extremely Disco Stu voice "If these trends continue…"

October 9th, 2022

In Episode 372 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Game 2 of the Wild Card series with the Padres which was slightly less of a debacle.

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Episode 371: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

October 8th, 2022

In Episode 371 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett (and David Roth and Rich Staff we are not recapping this debacle alone) discuss Game 1 of the Wild Card Series with the Padres.

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Episode 370: "Brought to you by the number six"

October 7th, 2022

In Episode 370 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett preview the Wild Card Series against San Diego…after twenty minutes of Jeff McNeil talk.

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Episode 369: "It’s nice not to talk about the Mets"

October 6th, 2022

In Episode 369 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk to Andy Money about his film Tito.

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Episode 368: "All’s Well That Ends"

October 3rd, 2022

In Episode 368 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Game 3 of the Mets/Braves series, because Jarrett only said he wouldn’t podcast Sunday if they lose. This is him after cooling off for a day.

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Episode 367, pt. 2: "Mandatory Fun"

October 2nd, 2022

In part two of Episode 367 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss…well you watched the f**king game, didn’t you?