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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 367, pt. 1: "My reaction to this information"

October 1st, 2022

In the first part of Episode 367 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss game 1 of the Atlanta series, debate how bad the managerial tactics actually were, and generally try to remain somewhat zen.

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Episode 366: "A Plea from a Host Named Jarrett"

September 29th, 2022

In Episode 366 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets walkout win against the Marlins, peer out at the upcoming Atlanta series, marvel at Michael Harris’s statcast data, and one of the co-hosts has a very earnest plea for the sickos that have listened to this show for six years.

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Episode 365: "A robust East Bay delegation"

September 25th, 2022

In Episode 365 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the last week of Mets baseball and the difference between annoyance and analysis before meandering off on multiple tangents while answering your questions.

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Episode 364: "That guy’s beatin’ on the Phrenetic!"

September 18th, 2022

In Episode 364 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett rants about the Pirates, how we do prospect lists, (recapping his NPL first-year player draft to make a point about the prospect list thing), and the Atlanta in-stadium experience. Jeffrey is also on the show.

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Episode 363: "Oh Atlanta, I hear you callin’"

September 11th, 2022

In Episode 363 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett would like to remind you that the Mets are on a 102-win pace. They are probably fine. We also chat about the Mark Vientos call up and answer a very long e-mail from Liam.

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Episode 362: "You still do improv?"

September 6th, 2022

Yo! Listen! In Episode 362 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett review one of the most eventful nights in wrestling history. That’s it, that’s the show.

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Episode 361: "Marlins will (not) score"

September 4th, 2022

In Episode 361 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Utah Jazz basketball, the Marlins offensive woes, and a weird week of Mets baseball. In the third half of the show we answer your questions about hitting metrics (and argue about Jordan Walker again), bad Mets losses, and the 2023 and beyond Mets. Then Jarrett gives a blow by blow of the main event of Castle Crashers or whatever that WWE show was.

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Episode 360: "Cause we are…MONSTER FOODIES!"

August 28th, 2022

In Episode 360 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss Old Timer’s Day, Mark Canha’s recent offensive surge, the Mets pitching situation, and a notable prospect injury before answering your questions and trying to figure out why the AEW vibes are bad in the third half of the show.

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Episode 359: "No More Game of Thrones Questions"

August 21st, 2022

In Episode 359 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by good friend of the pod Allison McCague to talk Dollars 4 Dingers, concern trolling about the Mets offense, and the history of exit velocity for some reason. Then in the third half of the show we answer your questions about the Mets lackluster deadline, Atlanta’s ability to extend young players, and top Mets prospects, but mostly Jarrett just talks about Game of Thrones, hence the episode title.

N.B. We did record this before the Mark Canha game, but didn’t drop back in for some analysis because it was just another usually weird Mets/Phillies game really. What more is there to say?

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Episode 358: "Do not trust the process"

August 16th, 2022

In Episode 358 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a spate of Mets injuries and Brett Baty’s subsequent promotion.

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Episode 357: "Handsome Western States"

August 14th, 2022

In Episode 357 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett experiment with recording in the morning, but bring you the same bullshit. We chat about the Reds and Phillies series, re-litigate Francisco Lindor’s contract because of you know who, and tell you why you probably won’t see the top Mets prospects up for the balance of 2022. Then in the third half of the show we answer your questions about the Mets base running, the Braves schedule, the Fernando Tatis contract, and Mark Vientos’s hit tool.

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Episode 355/356: "Tape-Delayed Deadline/deGrom" / "The Great Salt Lake"

August 8th, 2022

It’s been a bit of a week here at the For All You Kids Out There studio, but we are up and running in Utah and aren’t that far out of date we guess.

In Episode 355, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets underwhelming deadline day and appropriately whelming Jacob deGrom season debut.

In Episode 356, we answer a whole lot of correspondence, recap the Atlanta series and discuss the perils of cross-country drives.

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Episode 354: "Kaputt"

August 1st, 2022

In Episode 354 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a winning streak, an impending deadline, and answer your questions. All in less than three hours and forty-five minutes this time.

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Episode 353: "Dark Side of the Rainbow"

July 25th, 2022

In Episode 353 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett (with some help from Craig and Allison) watch the Sunday Night Baseball game and talk about…well, a lot of stuff because the game went 3:40. This may be listenable. It may not be. It’s been 353 episodes you know what you are getting into here we imagine.

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Episode 352: "Nestor and the New Guys"

July 20th, 2022

In Episode 352 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett, and Thomas discuss the Mets 2022 draft interspersed with a discussion of the relative hit tool merits of various low minors prospects and a five minute monologue on Yankees pitching development.