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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 351: "Some new s**t has come to light"

July 17th, 2022

In Episode 351 or For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the new corner bat on the trade market, the Atlanta series and the Futures Game. In the second half of the show we (briefly) review the Mets 2017 draft class and look ahead to Sunday night’s first round picks. In the third half of the show we answer your correspondence on dingers and pitching development.

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Episode 350: "The Full Mets/Marlins Experience"

July 11th, 2022

In Episode 350 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett recap a chaotic day out at the park for another Mets/Marlins anti-classic. We weave in thoughts on Francisco Álvarez, potential trades, and columns speculating about Jacob deGrom’s free agent further as well. Then in the third half of the show, we get you a Brett Baty update a week late and delve further into trade possibilities.

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Episode 349: "Blanketing opinions that I’ll probably regret soon"

July 4th, 2022

In Episode 349 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett re-litigate the upcoming Mets trade deadline, discuss what prospects are or are not untouchable, and meander through some Midseason 50 thoughts. In the third half of the show we answer not actually a question about Andrés Giménez and banter briefly about Money in the Bank and Blood and Guts.

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Episode 348: "Portrait of the Podcaster as an Old Man"

June 27th, 2022

In Episode 348 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett (on the car phone discuss the current state of Mets injuries, answer your questions, and grouse about being too old for five-hour wrestling shows.

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Episode 347: "This Week in Francisco Álvarez"

June 20th, 2022

In Episode 347 of For All You Kids Out There, the Mets have had another 4-2 week. They are 20 games over .500, so why are we talking about the trade deadline already? Well, did you watch the two losses? We also chat about Guardians and Orioles prospects, why the Yankees have been so good, and New Jersey accents. So perhaps we are a bit more Mets-adjacent than usual.

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Episode 346: "This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Pod About"

June 13th, 2022

In Episode 346 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat about needless long drives to see pitching prospects, reverse mush Taijuan Walker’s start, consider the recent winning streaks of the Phillies and Braves, and revisit a Francisco Álvarez call-up in the first half of the show. In the third half of the show we answer your correspondence on fantasy Angels trades, potential Mets award winners and what good WAR is for.

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Episode 345: "Beware of Dog (and Door)"

June 6th, 2022

In Episode 345 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett (and David Roth) do a vibe check on the 2022 Mets, which is definitely something people in their late-30s and early 40s say. There is definitely only a brief trip to the 2017 and 2007 Mets b-ref pages, we promise. Then in the third half of the show we answer your correspondence and talk about a very busy week in professional wrestling.

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Episode 344: "I used to be with it but then they changed what ‘it’ was"

May 31st, 2022

In Episode 344 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Mets, who are good (although they weren’t great against the Giants), and then wind their way through your questions before ending with a very long Double or Nothing recap with Liam.

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Episode 343: "I’m losing my edge to the Internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1978"

May 23rd, 2022

In Episode 343 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss going viral, midlife crises, Max Scherzer’s oblique, and the probably good Mets offense. In the second half of the show we discuss the passing of Roger Angell, probably less eloquently then our favorite baseball writers (whose favorite baseball writer was likely Roger Angell). In the third half of the show we answer more correspondence and preview AEW Double or Nothing.

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Episode 342: "Let the good times roll on through these first few desperate hours"

May 16th, 2022

In Episode 342 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett revisit the former’s college days, discuss the recent spate of injuries and once again reiterate why the Mets can’t develop Paul Sewalds. In the third half of the show, we answer your correspondence, Jarrett definitely doesn’t victory lap getting on the SNY broadcast, and we meander at the end through a pro wrestling segment.

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Episode 341: "Short Podcast (Got No Reason)"

May 9th, 2022

In Episode 341 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Robinson Canó DFA, consider the Mets seven-run ninth, and check in on the 2021 offseason signings a month in. Then we answer a lot of correspondence and briefly chat about scale conspiracies.

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Episode 340: "Old Millennials Yell at Clouds (And about the Mets)"

May 2nd, 2022

In Episode 340 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about going to Citi Field, why the Mets aren’t hitting the ball harder at Citi Field, and who will be the 26 players left on the roster at Citi Field. We also take your questions not about Citi Field adjacent stuff,

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Episode 339: "Tonight in Tylor Megill"

April 30th, 2022

The Jets traded up in the draft for an edge rusher and running back, and other important Mets-adjacent things from the past 24 hours.

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Episode 338: "Fullback (OH NO!)"

April 29th, 2022

In Episode 338 Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Jets draft so far and the Mets/Cardinals series. I don’t know why either.

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Episode 337: "The Mets, who are good"

April 25th, 2022

In Episode 337 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss shoulder injuries to Mets current and past, Lindor’s throwing issues, pinch hitting before the ninth inning (you can do that?), the Marlins change-up factory, and the 2019 Top 101 pitching prospects. Then in the second half of the show we are joined by Rob Orr to talk about modern hitting metrics, but mostly for he listens to Jarrett rant about pitching projection while watching the Phillies lose again. The third half of the show we conjure up some future former future Mets, draft a mystery prospect, and consider the very open Forbidden Door.