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For All You Kids Out There

In May 2016, Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler recorded a three-hour, rambling podcast about the first month of Mets baseball and an improbable Bartolo Colon home run. Thus, For All You Kids Out There, an overly intellectual, late night cocktail lounge conversation between two lifelong Mets fans was born. With thirteen years of prospect writing (and sixty years of pulling out hair out watching Mets baseball) combined, we cover everything from the low minors to the majors, trades and free agent signings, and other assorted weird Metropolitan ephemera.

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Episode 411: "Somehow a Two-Hour Show, Bam-a-Lam"

May 15th, 2023

In Episode 411 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett would like to remind you that there is a direct correlation between podcast length and how often one of us says “well, there’s not a lot to talk about.”

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Episode 410: "Panic City of stars, are you shining just for me?"

May 8th, 2023

In Episode 410 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett start with a sad farewell to DEAN~! Rasmussen of the DVDVR website where we spent a fair bit of our teens and twenties before turning our attention to the 2023 Mets and trying to determine if this is the start of something wonderful and new, or one more dream they cannot make true. Also Jarrett has some thoughts about the Wilson Contreras situation, and there is a lot of correspondence.

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Episode 409: "Won the third base job, Bam-a-Lam"

May 2nd, 2023

In Episode 409 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett get uh far a field on the recent Mets homestand. Buck’s managin’? Not so good. Baty and Alvarez? Maybe, fine? Yeah there’s a lot of This Week (This Season) in Ronny Mauricio. We diagnose David Peterson’s issues, and answer your correspondence as well.

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Episode 408: "Needlessly antagonistic"

April 25th, 2023

In Episode 408 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Jets new quarterback, the Mets scuffling rotation, and everything that annoyed us (and you, based on the correspondence) on the Mets west coast trip.

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Episode 407: "Whoa Brett Baty, Bam-a-Lam"

April 18th, 2023

In Episode 407 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett speed run Brett Baty’s call up, tactical errors, the Eras tour, This Week in Ronny Mauricio, and of course Jarrett still finds time for a five minute sidebar.

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Episode 406: "(Panic) City Life"

April 10th, 2023

In Episode 406 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett consider the arc of Seth Lugo, bring back the Panic City Meter, and discuss This Week in Ronny Mauricio.

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Episode 405: "Developmental Goals"

April 6th, 2023

In Episode 405 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss how to handle the catching situation in Queens for the next couple months.

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Episode 404: "Error: Brett Baty not found"

April 3rd, 2023

In Episode 404 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat very adjacently about the 3-1 Mets. Yeah, it’s one of those shows.

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Episode 403: "This will be our year, took a long time to come"

March 27th, 2023

In Episode 403 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey has prepared two drinks to sit through the inevitable Jarrett rant about the Brett Bats situation. We also answer your correspondence about good player development on teams other than the Mets.

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Episode 402: "It’s deep and I don’t think it’s playable"

March 20th, 2023

In Episode 402 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett take a trip back to the 1990s, then the 1890s, then eventually get to the 2023 Mets starting pitching.

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Episode 401: "This just sucks"

March 17th, 2023

In Episode 401 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Edwin Díaz’s knee injury, the WBC, and the Mets bullpen.

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Episode 400: "Wage wars, get rich, die handsome"

March 9th, 2023

In Episode 400 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by David Roth to chat about movies he didn’t watch on a bus, the Jets QB situation, Mets giveaways, whether Wally Joyner is a guy to remember, eventually the Mets outfield, but mostly Abraham Almonte, and who the next Mets president might be. You only become more yourself as you age. This podcast is probably proof.

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Episode 399: "Per last week’s podcast"

March 6th, 2023

In Episode 399 of For All You Kids Out There, well we forgot to include the catchers in the infield preview last week, and that was the position group Thomas actually wanted to talk about. So he’s back. To talk catchers. As was the original plan. Plus, your correspondence.

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Episode 398: "Padres Infield Preview"

February 27th, 2023

In Episode 398 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Thomas Henderson to discuss the 2023 Mets infield. Not the Padres infield. Jarrett definitely doesn’t spend a lot of time on the 2023 Padres infield. We also don’t spend more time on Ronny Mauricio than any other Mets infielder. And there isn’t a long Jarrett rant disguised as an AEW Revolution preview either.

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Episode 397: "Cronk is the drink"

February 20th, 2023

In Episode 397 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett finally manage to do a regular show. Well, there’s a long WBC aside, a less than streamlined second half of the show with Craig, and a ponderous correspondence section, all checking in at about two hours. So like we said, a regular show.