The Astros are going to sweep the Nationals, according to an overlooked factor; baseball lost something with CC Sabathia’s retirement; Correa and Altuve’s walk-off celebrations were different, but equally great
Patrick: Thank you all for convening on such short notice, but we have an important issue to attend to. It seems that one David Bote hit a golden ultimate game-winning walk-off supernatural superserious grand slam and then later apologized for flipping his bat on the play. Before we judge Bote on his individual crimes, however, allow…
Writing on the weight of streaks, real-life translations of errors, and searching for the new bat flip.
Blowouts! Bat flips! Yellin’! And tonight, aces!