Taking pride in wearing your team’s hat; like the dirty subway platform, where would you even begin to fix baseball’s problems anyway?; grooming the kitten to like baseball in time for spring training
A poem about a joke about a fastball declared to be “boring”; it turns out Airplane! referenced a fictitious baseball game while you had the lasagna; if you can’t put a bird on it, how about a top hat?
Live improvisation is a strange beast.