The hot stove is a hobbled person over the age of 40; it’s messed up when a fan feels joy immediately; you bet there’s a mascot hall of fame
TFW your team actually wins it all; I was just kidding when I said I wish the season was over, MLB, I miss you; winter as personal tank mode
Good beat Evil, weird; Clank?; Calling someone else’s shot is a fine art
Beware the October buzzsaw; channeling David Bowie for a Max Scherzer lyric; the World Series champs who barely did a damn thing
Baseball isn’t welcoming to everyone, especially lately; unintended consequences to getting what you want; Frank Thomas, come on man