Roundup
We’ve tabulated this year’s HACKING MASS results, and we’ve got ourselves a winner. Keith Lindahl led his imaginatively named squad to a fantastic 371.76 ESPN to easily capture the 2001 HACKING MASS title. Keith’s winning team is a smorgasboard of stiffness:
- C Mike Matheny
- 1B Kevin Young
- 3B Cal Ripken
- IF Rey Ordonez
- OF Marquis Grissom
Team-by-Team Results
| Owner | Team Name | ESPN |
| Keith Lindahl | Keiths Team | 371.76 |
| Michael Wendt | VH Ones | 363.23 |
| Gareth Pope | Won’t Walk, Won’t Hit, but they have clubhouse prescence! | 356.02 |
| Jeff Wright | The Alan Wiggins Project | 356.02 |
| Eric Roush | They never gave a prize for the most humorous name. | 352.79 |
| Jon Schmitt | Amish Roadkill | 347.74 |
| Dominic Rivers | And by the way, I pick the Orioles to win the series in six | 345.58 |
| Kurt Ritzman | The Peter Gammons Veteran Presence All-Stars | 339.07 |
| Brad Kane | Bovine Spongiform Encephelopathy | 334.13 |
| Josh Kalk | Homer’s Hacking Heros | 331.25 |
| David Greenstone | dgreds | 330.26 |
| Jason Marechal | Chemistry and Defense Wins Championships | 330.08 |
| David Geiser | The Willie Greene Emulation Society | 329.28 |
| David Edelman | Expanded Strike Zones | 328.74 |
| Bryan Hardaway | Valium St. Blues | 324.96 |
| Mark Robinson | Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. | 323.54 |
| Tim Kolehmainen | Poppin’ Fresh | 323.16 |
| Brian Popowsky | Dick Tracewski’s Sluggers | 321.33 |
| Jason Marsh | Congratulations! Unprintably Tasteless Name Submitted | 320.85 |
| Walter Davis | Manteo Marmosets | 320.85 |
| Peter Frasso | Plaieyres Az Geoued Az Meye Spelllinge | 320.59 |
| Nelson Lu | I Want Randy Smith’s Job | 320.14 |
| Bob Heinrich | St. Elsewhere | 319.50 |
| Rich Cadieux | We Could Do This Blindfolded! | 319.50 |
| Tony Goodson | Worst Players… Ever | 319.50 |
| Tony Borgerding | Da Crushers | 319.50 |
| Warren Beaudry | Tornados | 319.30 |
| Josh Passman | Veteran Leadership | 318.84 |
| Andrew Weatherall | Jahnny Gash | 315.27 |
| Tim Irvin | OPS: Offensively Putrid Stiffs | 314.54 |
| Chad Kubicek | Kubi’s Butterballs | 314.52 |
| Eric Slippern | Woody Woodward’s All-Stars | 314.45 |
| Cameron Crise | 2001: A Waste of Space Odyssey | 314.19 |
| Gabriel Arnson | Unsensible Knaves | 312.46 |
| Russ Dewey | Lemaster Batters | 310.93 |
| Sean Ransom | The Arbitration All-Stars | 310.41 |
| Bo Light | Abcdefghijklmnpqrstuvwxyz | 310.41 |
| Will Ostdiek | Sons of Herm Winningham | 309.40 |
| Daniel Rodriguez | Damn this Team of Slappies and Stiffs | 309.06 |
| Dean Carrano | Pearce’s "What’s the Use" Children | 309.06 |
| Patrick Fournier | Evil Wizards | 309.06 |
| Scott Harang | The Steve Beucheles | 309.06 |
| Sean Smith | The Intangibles | 309.06 |
| Sue-Hyung Shin | ymca teeball league all-stars (2nd team) | 309.06 |
| Justin Dowling | Until Jose Mesa starts hitting… | 308.38 |
| will wang | five lousy pieces | 308.13 |
| Cris Enestvedt | More High Fastballs Can’t Be Good | 308.10 |
| Sean Dawson | Mad hackers | 307.76 |
| Don Busch | Leaders Don’t Take Walks | 307.48 |
| Jay Meyer | Mighty Mighty Meyer | 307.48 |
| Steve Cameron | No Batter, No Batter, No Batter, Whiff! | 307.34 |
| Dan Dick | Chocolate City Thumpasorus | 307.33 |
| Scott Simon | Maddux for Cy Young | 306.13 |
| Eric Stephen | Enos Cabell and The Five Disciples | 305.50 |
| Geoff Krall | The Degenerative Hips | 305.16 |
| Chris Long | Bill Bergen Lives | 305.10 |
| Alfred Wallace | Clubhouse Leadership | 304.83 |
| John Walsh | Greenjeans | 304.24 |
| Chris Coovert | D Bells and Friends | 302.85 |
| Kevin Larkin | Bad News Bears 2001 | 302.55 |
| David Tate | Pacific Power and Gas | 302.41 |
| Dan McLaughlin | BaseballCrank | 301.49 |
| Robert Spisak | Sputniks | 299.60 |
| Eric Young | Bruce Benedict Memorial Flailers | 299.34 |
| Terry Vent | Spring Hill Roadkill | 298.85 |
| Micah Heilicser | Cub Killers | 298.34 |
| Tim Wilde | Icterus Galbuli | 298.08 |
| Dan Lewis | The Boston Massacre | 297.66 |
| Kyle | Swiss Cheese Bats | 297.66 |
| Asa Allen | Whiffle Bats and Glass Eyes | 296.40 |
| Rob Seidenwurm | Portland Rainmakers | 296.40 |
| Robert Wagner | Ugly Losers | 296.40 |
| Kenneth Peskin | Paul Zuvella’s Secret Lovechild | 295.34 |
| Mike Elenbaas | Ken Phelps Phan Club | 294.75 |
| Perry Sailor | Veteran Leaders | 294.59 |
| James Fraser | Rafael Belliard’s Grandma | 294.31 |
| Rob Sandler | The Raging Placentas | 293.57 |
| Mike Murray | Flatliners | 293.28 |
| Phil | Cam Bonifay all-stars | 292.87 |
| James Gill | Gallium Sluggers | 290.53 |
| Bret Hern | Richie Hebner Showed Me How | 290.09 |
| Greg Tamer | Da Buffalo Birds | 289.26 |
| Joon Pahk | Top 10 signs your team isn’t playing with a full deck | 289.16 |
| Chris Geisler | Cayahoga Wahoo De-Lite All Stars | 288.09 |
| Brian Gressler | All this for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling | 287.30 |
| Dan Hoefer | Veteran’s Committee Short List, 2030 | 287.06 |
| Sean Forman | Der SchwachenArmen Schlaegermeisters | 286.35 |
| Joel Roberts | Muser’s Rolodex | 285.18 |
| Andrew Ritchie | Neptune’s Non-threatening Farm Animals | 285.02 |
| Nick Vaccaro | The Unnaturals | 284.82 |
| Craig Maczkowicz | Really Rottens | 284.33 |
| John Rauchman | Defense Wins Championships! | 284.33 |
| James Golden | Speedy wimps who don’t walk | 284.33 |
| Eugene Hung | Chula Vista Fireballs | 284.33 |
| Dave Glickenstein | Jeff Stone’s Spring Training Scabs | 284.33 |
| Diego Garcia | Reincarnations of Bill Bergen | 283.67 |
| Rany Jazayerli, M.D. | The Flatliners | 283.67 |
| Curtis Weber | Mike Matheny’s Knife Sheath | 283.63 |
| Richard Fish | Great Falls Uglyfish | 283.63 |
| Jason Callicutt | Raffy’s Fun Guys | 283.59 |
| Jim Holland | Zeem’s Dream Team | 283.13 |
| Mike Littau | Boogermeisters 2001 — I’m afraid I can’t hit or walk, Dave | 282.70 |
| Andrew Richter | Egads!! | 282.16 |
| Geoff Thevenot | Down with OBP? No Way, Not Me! | 282.05 |
| Jim Wininger | Rey Ordonez Sucks or The Orioles, I can’t decide | 281.22 |
| Mitchell Below | Below Zeroes | 280.94 |
| David Snyder | Destined To Lose | 280.74 |
| Stephen Mathis | Cotton’s Swabs | 280.68 |
| Jeff Williams | Phase | 280.62 |
| David Cameron | Seattle Bulldogs | 280.36 |
| Mark Locatelli | The Slumping Space Bunnies from Jupiter | 279.87 |
| Josh Kraushaar | American University Anti-Bonds | 279.66 |
| Mark Murphy | Eric Gregg’s Strikezone x 5 | 279.66 |
| Brian Flaspohler | 2001 Outs in 2001! | 279.49 |
| Tom Battiato | My Sister’s Fantasy Team | 279.42 |
| Jay Stachowski | Bob Dole’s Right Hand | 278.51 |
| Todd Burianek | It’s not you; it’s me! | 278.40 |
| Zack Gima | The Suckiest Sucks that ever sucked | 278.40 |
| Clark Shumway | Team Chemistry | 277.94 |
| Ryan A. Adams | Five reasons to pray for a work stoppage | 277.79 |
| Scott Ostdiek | Grandsons of Winningham | 277.57 |
| Brad Buchanan | The Off-Base Machines | 276.42 |
| Mike Marcucci | Peter Gammons’ IM Buddy List | 275.95 |
| David Shapiro | Shapiro Maniacs | 275.10 |
| Rick Jones | Mississauga Shutout Masters | 275.06 |
| Mike Lavoie | Punted Roster Spots | 274.87 |
| Tad Trammell | The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked | 274.63 |
| Zorba Zettler | Darrin Fletcher’s Fighting Illini | 274.22 |
| Phillip Burgart | Stiffs R Us | 273.94 |
| Chris Graber | Feel the Breeze | 273.89 |
| Dayn Perry | Cubic Zirconium | 273.89 |
| David Schoenfield | Will Play For Food (or Cam Bonifay) | 273.89 |
| Cory Schwartz | Swinging Salami Bats With Wet Spaghetti Arms | 273.89 |
| Allen Speir | The Pirates signed who?!? | 273.89 |
| Patrick Hurley | Wheaton Ambulance Chasers | 273.89 |
| John Stuart | Searching for 4th Place Again | 273.89 |
| J.M. Smythe | Congratulations! Unprintably Tasteless Name Submitted | 273.89 |
| Tom Wright | Lock Stock and No Smoking Barrels | 273.89 |
| Robert Malkin | Malkin Tents | 273.42 |
| David Nieporentt | Syd Thrift’s Dream Team | 273.26 |
| Robert Dudek | Shouldn’t these guys be in AA ? | 273.00 |
| Seth Johnson | Omega Seth | 272.79 |
| Hugh Dauffenbach | Take the Donut Off | 272.75 |
| Brad Carnell | Better than the Minnesota Twins | 272.60 |
| Jesse Matheson | Intangibles | 272.31 |
| Joseph Sherman | Homer’s Blunders | 272.31 |
| Joe Dimino | Pottsville Yuenglings | 272.01 |
| Jason Gische | The Flying Nones | 271.84 |
| Chris Reed | Brooklyn Un-Superbas | 271.78 |
| Ben Edelman | Padres Shortstop Candidates | 271.49 |
| Rob Mathews | No Lo Tengo | 270.86 |
| Jeremy Ford | Just Bring Out the Pitching Machine…Don’t Waste Your Arm | 270.32 |
| Frank Sherer | Juiced Ball? I Don’t See Any Juiced Ball. | 270.19 |
| Joel Wirth | He Swung At Ball Four | 269.57 |
| Ed Barnes | Chemistry. By Calvin Klein | 269.51 |
| Brian Fay | For whom the Bell don’t toll | 269.03 |
| Jason Hoagland | Aspiring To Be Danny Napoleon | 268.84 |
| Jason Rexing | California Penal League All-Star Team | 267.45 |
| Chris Needham | Rey Sanchez’ All-Stars | 267.12 |
| Jeff Kruszewski | The Don Baylor All-Stars | 266.34 |
| Murali Krishnan | Dunston Checks In | 265.67 |
| Costa Galanis | The Olympic Baseball Team of Greece 2004 | 265.25 |
| Matt Lubman | WeBlowGoats | 265.13 |
| Paul Mazurkiewicz | P-Rock’s Scrubeenies | 265.13 |
| Michael Hawkins | Derek Bell’s Guide to Success in the Majors | 264.17 |
| Chad O’Kelly | Alcoholics Unanimous | 264.03 |
| Eric DeWall | Standing Outs | 264.03 |
| Dave Naehring | Violent Phlegms | 263.89 |
| Steven Carter | The Mighty Slugs | 263.66 |
| Langstaff Johnston | Cam Bonifay’s Shopping List | 263.35 |
| Christian Ruzich | Hacking Ruz | 263.25 |
| Chris | Mole | 263.22 |
| Roy White | Mold, Findle, Sputilate | 263.22 |
| Tom Maccarone | Lumber in Slumber | 263.22 |
| Arvin Hsu | All your base are belong to us | 262.91 |
| Aaron Grant | Elmira White Sox | 261.96 |
| Marty Winn | Marty Winn’s Team | 261.57 |
| Sandy Peterson | Purple People of Kehau | 261.57 |
| Josh Matthews | Jose Uribe’s Love Bunch | 260.75 |
| Paul Bracke | Sucking Suckheads | 260.30 |
| Dave Till | "He was a day late and a dollar short on that one, Jerry" | 259.11 |
| JD Barnes | The TLR Five | 258.30 |
| Voros McCracken | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Mathenys | 258.30 |
| Bret Robertson | Flaming Escargot | 257.88 |
| Dave Adler | Squirrel Nut Whiffers II – Squirrels in Cleats | 257.60 |
| Paul S. Galvanek | The Mister Roper Experience | 257.60 |
| Scot Hughes | Veteran Presence | 257.44 |
| David | easy outs | 257.33 |
| Jeff Sullivan | fwengland fwinks rule!!! | 256.83 |
| David Dick | Marquis Grissom Memorial Team | 256.49 |
| Mike Fenger | humpback liners | 256.32 |
| Josh Moses | Leon and the Durhams | 256.12 |
| Adam Siry | I’d like to make an offer to Cam Bonifay | 255.90 |
| Michael Bass | These Guy Blow | 255.90 |
| Bill Wood | Capital Small Balls | 255.90 |
| Tom Renkes | Proven Vertebrates | 255.90 |
| Gabriel Schwartz | Halter’s Hackers | 255.49 |
| Scott Santandrea | Proven Veterans | 255.28 |
| Sherif Geleil | The Larry Bowa All Stars | 255.14 |
| Terry Luster | The Brigitte Lahaie Fan Club | 254.32 |
| James Mathis | Mike Ramsey’s Boys | 254.32 |
| Tod Johnson | Derek Bell and the guys who know their role! | 254.04 |
| Dan Kozusko | The OTF | 253.73 |
| Kevin Lederman | ALL-SCRUB All Stars | 253.59 |
| Eric Moyer | Pokey Pokey Pokey | 253.47 |
| Alex Hancock | Flaked giblets in aspic | 253.44 |
| Peter Vaeth | The Intangibles | 253.18 |
| John Newfry | Waste of Good Ash, (or waist of Gord Ash, take your pick) | 253.16 |
| David Blackburn | Losers, Inc. | 252.78 |
| Kyung Ro | Smoking Bass? | 252.78 |
| Jordan Wolbrum | A Pennsylvanian GM’s Dream | 252.78 |
| Jason W. Rose | One, Two, Three Strikes Your Out | 252.78 |
| Brian Marshall | UK Subs | 252.75 |
| Hyoun Park | NASDAQ Bat Whacks! | 252.57 |
| Jay Jaffe | Mendoza Liners | 252.51 |
| Jason | 1899 Cleveland Spiders | 252.50 |
| Carl Zimring | XLB | 252.38 |
| Dean Chadwin | when statheads litigate | 252.13 |
| Stephen McAvoy | Bicycle Spoke All-Stars | 251.89 |
| Mitch Dupler | Manila Folders | 251.82 |
| Daryl Cunningham | Someone Set Up Us The Bomb! | 251.72 |
| Jonah Keri | Cool hair gets you anywhere: The Orlando Cabrera Story | 251.72 |
| Matthew Strebeck | sucks to be these guys | 251.37 |
| Donald Adamek | Ann Arbor Chelios Haters | 251.21 |
| Alan | Proven Veterans | 251.15 |
| Toby Johnson | Los aficianados de Reyo | 251.12 |
| Phil Drinka | The Usual Suspects – Don’t Round Them Up | 250.82 |
| Huggy Huckabay | LABR Stoppages | 250.31 |
| Denise Parsons | Comatose Comets | 250.29 |
| Chris Sjoholm | Slug-gers | 250.02 |
| Jake LeBlannc | The Suckiest Team in the Whole Wide World!!! | 249.95 |
| Rich Clayton | Cam Bonifay’s All Stars | 249.76 |
| Bill DeSalvo | Don Buddin Dream Team | 249.33 |
| Mike | Kung Pao Train | 249.30 |
| Paul Smith | The Good, The Bad and Your Mom | 248.71 |
| Michael Ham | Bums for Bums | 248.60 |
| Nick Gisonda | The Great Blewdinis, Part Deux | 247.75 |
| Rich Rifkin | The Colt .25’s | 247.56 |
| David Winsor | Hermosa Hounds | 247.48 |
| Jason Ward | Bonifay’s Blow-up Dolls | 247.39 |
| Josh Schulz | Go Dbacks! | 247.32 |
| Dennis McMahan | Rigor Morrises | 246.81 |
| Mike Wilson | Have Bat Will Play | 246.03 |
| Mark Wiffen | Littlest Hobos | 246.01 |
| Roland Bassett | Florida Recount Society | 245.90 |
| Ed Agner | Deionz Prime Timerz | 245.79 |
| Grant Brisbee | Name containing clever baseball reference and pun | 245.57 |
| Chris Claywell | SF Quakes | 245.42 |
| Randall Packer | Bonehead Merkles | 245.37 |
| Kevin Chang | Stockinged Glory | 244.76 |
| Adam Morris | The Nappy Pappys | 244.57 |
| Nicholas Meyer | Nobel Prize Winners in Chemistry | 243.62 |
| Jeremy Buchman | Whoomp–There It Ain’t! | 243.41 |
| Tim Dawson | Jimy’s Bench | 243.41 |
| Mark A Sullivan | The Belangers | 243.40 |
| DJ Birnie | The Ziggens are Key | 242.53 |
| Jeff Phillips | S.A.B.L (sorry a** bunch losers) | 242.42 |
| Mac Thomason | I have no chance | 242.07 |
| Chris Musillo | In a Cryptoquote, Cam is God | 241.81 |
| David Guretz | Fresh Ones | 241.60 |
| David Mitchell | La Jolla Pimp Doggz | 241.28 |
| Mike Develin | The Blair Stick Project | 241.28 |
| Joe Weatherall | Wabasha Whiffers | 241.28 |
| Jim DuValeus | The Jim Mini-Crickets | 240.92 |
| Michael Fischer | The Intangibles | 240.66 |
| Todd Carberry | Mr. Burns’ Dream Team | 240.29 |
| Jesse Caldwell | Proven Veterans | 240.17 |
| Chris Johnston | Rey Ordonez’s Inglorious Stiffs featuring Mike Matheny | 240.10 |
| Vinay Kumar | The 2004 Orioles | 240.10 |
| Scott Ciancio | Scott’s Lame Bunch | 239.64 |
| Peter Honig | The Terry Francona All-Stars | 239.20 |
| Steve Cox | Learn Baseball The Larry Bowa Way | 238.72 |
| David Kelly | Oyler’s Oilers | 238.72 |
| Dave Lake | Slash and Burn | 238.35 |
| Jody Beaulac | The Cacophony | 238.26 |
| Joel Fried | still beats the Orioles | 237.92 |
| Jeff Chai | He-Man and She-ra | 237.85 |
| Matthew Eddy | Sterling Siliphant | 237.71 |
| Rob Sieczkiewicz | Defense is 90% of Winning | 237.57 |
| Arv | The indomitable ones | 237.47 |
| Christian Trudeau | Overpaid Losers | 237.01 |
| James Khanlarian | Ugly Muppets | 236.83 |
| Keith Hibbetts | Whiffy Mcgees | 236.65 |
| Phil Bezanson | The Oscar Azocar All Stars | 236.63 |
| Alan Rowland | Sisyphus’ Abyss | 236.23 |
| Owen Thomas | Bob Boone’s All Stars | 236.23 |
| John Bochicchio | Say it aint so ! | 236.13 |
| Chip Dilworth | Taxi Drivers | 236.12 |
| Barry Gillis | The best OPS-shuns | 235.81 |
| Mike Tilly | Knights Who Don’t Say Ni | 235.76 |
| Todd Slavinsky | Rey Quinones’ Horrific July Slump-A-Thon | 235.50 |
| Gho Ghoghol | ghod awful | 235.39 |
| Bill Caskey | Blind Squirrels | 235.32 |
| Paul Wu | Death From At-Bats | 234.61 |
| Eric Brasher | Free Aubrey Huff Now! | 234.32 |
| Kenny Poulin | Jimy Williams’s Dream Team | 234.28 |
| Michael Neft | The Dead Parrots | 233.98 |
| Schuyler Dombroske | Bobby Meachem All-Stars | 233.95 |
| Kevin Pelton | The Pat Meares Wanna-Be’s | 233.82 |
| Brian Hayes | for me to poop on | 233.72 |
| Bill Heller | Junk In The Trunk | 233.67 |
| Michael L. Smith | Narcissus Flycatchers | 233.67 |
| Ross Wollen | Preserved Fish | 233.67 |
| Jeremy Milstein | Viva Enzo Hernandez! | 233.22 |
| Mike Kim | the White Pony | 233.00 |
| John Church | Atlantis Failures | 232.91 |
| Keith Willoughby | Jimy Williams All-Stars | 232.46 |
| Brian Gray | Extra Winkies | 232.39 |
| Jeff Barricelli | Mark Belanger presents… | 232.17 |
| Lazaros Volikas | Absolute Zeroes of Ground Zero | 232.13 |
| Duane Grassbaugh | I really want noHomer Bush and St.Rey on my team | 231.40 |
| D. Kidder | The Can Cams (From Pirate Fans in the Underworld) | 230.74 |
| Bill Otterman | Senator Jon Corzine | 230.68 |
| Mark Zebelman | Syd Thrift All Stars | 230.61 |
| Rodney Reineke | The Blank-O’s | 230.61 |
| Jonathan Pusey | Sucksville Suckskippers | 230.55 |
| Brad Wenban | Orioles | 230.17 |
| Doug Krippendorf | Mora is Less | 230.13 |
| Jake Parrott | Lava Crap | 230.07 |
| Robert Weiler | The Men Behind The Curtain | 229.53 |
| Chris Papazian | Kill Kill | 229.39 |
| Eric Carlile | If An Offense Falls in the Forest… | 229.03 |
| Aaron Gleeman | Good veteran leaders who provide good clubhouse chemistry | 228.05 |
| Michael O’Brien | The Black Holes | 227.70 |
| Jamey | Limp Noodle Bats | 227.35 |
| Ken Kronstadt | Deadbeat the drum slowly | 227.27 |
| Seth Blonder | The Proven Veterans | 227.27 |
| Jason Scott | The Mickey Hatchets | 227.13 |
| Mike Serlin | Merlin’s Magic Mufflers | 227.13 |
| Duan Stokes | Hot Press Munchengladbach | 226.56 |
| Jason Lebeck | Can’t hit their way outta a wet paper bag | 226.47 |
| Noah Roy | The Millstones | 226.39 |
| Theron Skyles | The Five Tools | 226.39 |
| Zen Bitz | Bitz’ Bit-Size Hitz | 226.39 |
| Brian J. Brennan | Lowlifes | 226.28 |
| John McDonald | The Ovals | 226.15 |
| Bret Hildebran | Suicide Squeeze Stiff Sticks | 226.07 |
| John Reynard | Past, Present, Future Braves bench or Royals starters | 225.83 |
| Subrata Sircar | Prophets … Of Doom! | 225.72 |
| Gary Huckabay | Rounding First…and Heading Back to the Dugout | 225.55 |
| Russell Steele | Cam’s Cannon Fodder | 225.38 |
| Steve Hawes | Stever’s Underachievers | 224.70 |
| Joshua Buergel | Kansas City Herks | 224.65 |
| Ted Maire | Buffalo Chips | 224.44 |
| Ryan Daniels | Rafael Santana’s No-Hit All-Stars | 223.99 |
| Windsor Williams | They Flail Hard for the Money | 223.89 |
| Josh Paley | Pfighting Ptarmigans | 223.45 |
| Jack Hart | Hartless Losers | 223.13 |
| Bo Polak | See Ball, Hit Ball | 222.93 |
| Matt Bruce | Vin Scully’s Worst Nightmare | 222.80 |
| Jeffrey Goldberg | Suck Inc. | 222.66 |
| Dan Kachur | Staten Island Bombers | 222.56 |
| Michael Nickelsburg | The Iowa City Angry Beavers | 222.20 |
| Justin Binek | Kalamazoo Mendozas | 222.18 |
| Jim O’Hara | Ren’s Revenge | 222.17 |
| Josh Araujo | Brooklyn Illest | 222.17 |
| Christian | Sweet Home RUNabama | 221.95 |
| Doug Riblet | The Five Tools | 221.25 |
| Laurence Hart | The Hawkins Hacking Hitters | 221.18 |
| Ira Blum | Hackum Stiffie | 220.43 |
| David Jackson | Heart and Chemistry | 220.26 |
| Sean Ehrlich | Really Bad Players | 220.17 |
| Jeff Knapke | Cam’s Favorite Pirates | 220.03 |
| Robert | Grand Valley Whitecaps | 219.88 |
| Rahul Datta | Baltimore Hack | 219.29 |
| Will Primerano | coop’s poops | 218.93 |
| Jason Lee | California Penal League All Stars | 218.77 |
| RH Bartlett | the stiffs of victory | 217.96 |
| Arthur Lee | Burnaby North Vikings | 217.61 |
| Ben Murphy | Murph’s Marauders | 216.80 |
| Keith Fiertl | No tools | 216.76 |
| Colby Cosh | The Futility Sinfielders | 216.56 |
| John Cohen | We Are Not Amused | 216.47 |
| Eric Boorstin | LA Smog Inhalers | 216.35 |
| Joel Wertheimer | Burlington Biffs | 215.73 |
| Brendan Jicha | Ohio Rejects | 215.68 |
| Joseph Kowal | The Hitless Wonders…. 95 years later | 215.68 |
| Matt Coakley | This Game Sucks | 215.35 |
| Bill Johnson | Bill’s Pills | 215.07 |
| Kiran | Bobblers | 215.01 |
| Paul P. | The Green Pay Hackers | 214.85 |
| Tom Bache | Valdez Oilers | 214.71 |
| AJ Schuster | Scraping the Bowels of Sucktitude | 214.71 |
| John DelaCruz | Nuke’s Lalooshers | 214.56 |
| Silas Byrne | The Ronco Hackamatics | 214.48 |
| Tim Daly | Rigidi Sumus | 214.39 |
| Jacob Vaccaro | eLiTe hAcKeRz | 214.33 |
| Geoff | The Intangibles All-Stars | 213.77 |
| Lowell Bike | Rey’s Kings of Ineptitude | 213.69 |
| Rob Clark | Springfield Isotopes | 213.53 |
| Andy Hendrick | Schnauzers | 213.52 |
| Ben Hemmens | Blech | 213.48 |
| Brian Jenkins | Wait Til Next Century! | 213.48 |
| Allan Zarse | Randolph Street Ringers | 213.44 |
| Keith | Keith’s Team | 212.94 |
| Glenn Dixon | Versatile Vermin | 212.49 |
| Brom Keifetz | Joe Girardi’s WWJD Bracelet | 212.42 |
| Nathan Vassallo | We Suck | 212.21 |
| Don Gensimore | Your 2002 Pittsburgh Pirates | 212.01 |
| Clinton Bauder | Stadium Extortionists | 211.96 |
| John Shukie | Vandy’s Polar Bears | 211.92 |
| Johnny Preyer | The Peter Gammons Clubhouse Forces | 211.25 |
| Mike Kline | the slow and the dead | 211.07 |
| Zachary Stein | Bicoastal Benders | 210.57 |
| Jim Ferguson | The Dal Maxvill All-Stars | 210.52 |
| Jonathan Wilt | The Bill Bergen All Stars | 210.41 |
| David Kent | Kent’s Klowns | 210.24 |
| Ian Bell | The LeMasters | 210.06 |
| Michael Forgione | Coomerama | 209.83 |
| Sean Eastham | Almost Glue | 209.66 |
| Nghia Nguyen | Toronto Wow-Is-That-Rafael-Santana-Suiting-Ups | 209.42 |
| Dave Winkelman | Donkey Punchers | 209.27 |
| Jeff Rynott | Slhackers | 209.27 |
| Jared Cross | defensive gems | 208.85 |
| Denise Battiato | Electrocutioners | 208.68 |
| Jason Robar | Syd Thrift and Cam Bonifay’s Love Child | 208.56 |
| John Hollier | The Intangibles | 208.54 |
| Ryan Lankhaar | Smellypoo Suck Cats | 207.75 |
| Thomas Berman | Jose Mesa Is A Tar Pit Creature | 207.75 |
| JP Kastner | The Big Bump VII | 207.66 |
| Kevin Greenberg | Your 2002 Philadelphia Phillies | 207.31 |
| Mike Cuccaro | Derek Bell Says Personal Stats Don’t Count | 207.17 |
| Kent Clemens | Menno Hack | 207.15 |
| Adam Escandell | The Intangibles | 206.84 |
| Ryan Ford | Tumwater Misunderestimatables | 206.67 |
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