We have yet to hear much more about the rationale behind the Ryan Braun decision except rumors about irregularities in the handling of his urine sample, but if it is indeed the case that he was let off the hook because the chain of evidence was broken, his acquittal is a triumph for due process. Sorry, Baseball, but your minions screwed up, and therefore you did as well.
Our Constitution is an amazing living document that stretches and evolves with the times, surviving generations of politicians and Supreme Court justices who life to play taffy pull with its brittle old pages. As a result, sometimes we get a Constitution that’s very expansive in its grant of rights and at other times it’s a bit stingy. For a long time, due process was more about corporations than individuals—the Supreme Court spent decades saying you couldn’t have labor laws because they inhibited the free market, and any law that does that is messing with the right of due process.
The 1919 Black Sox had their case fall squarely during the period of time when due process was more concerned with protecting employers from labor than vice-versa. Had the case happened roughly 20 years later, Joe Jackson and friends might have kept on playing. In some cases (Jackson, Buck Weaver) that might have been a better outcome than what actually happened, whereas in others (Chick Gandil), the result would have been the continuance on the field of some players who were clearly guilty. Still, to the extent that “the verdict of juries,” as Commissioner Landis put it, is one of the keystone of our rights, the Sox clearly got a raw deal.
I’m not going to recapitulate the whole history of the Black Sox; it’s dangerous to assume much of anything in life, but in this case I feel comfortable guessing that most BP readers are conversant with the basic elements of the story: pennant-winning but underpaid stars of the 1919 White Sox conspired with gamblers to throw the World Series to the Cincinnati Reds. The conspiracy was not very well contained, a grand jury investigation was lost, signed confessions were obtained from Jackson and Eddie Cicotte, and eight players were ultimately indicted. The confessions disappeared, as did immunity waivers and some of the grand jury testimony. The players were acquitted, and the next day the players were banned for life by Judge Landis, who didn’t care what the jury had said.
In a lesser-known coda to the case, Jackson sued the White Sox for his salary in 1924. He had been working under a three-year contract when he had been banished, and although Landis and the owners considered him guilty, the law had deemed him innocent. As Jackson was testifying in the case, Charles Comiskey’s lawyers suddenly were quoting from transcripts of the grand jury testimony, testimony which should have been sealed, the confessions, and other materials that had vanished five years before. Comiskey’s attorneys could not explain how they obtained the materials. Jackson’s lawyers were not allowed to see the materials. The jury was allowed to consider the grand jury material, could consider that Jackson had been indicted by said grand jury, but could not consider that he was acquitted.
In a small miracle, the jury found that Jackson had not conspired to throw the World Series and was entitled to all monies owed him—at which point the judge in the case set aside the verdict and threw Jackson in jail for perjury. The grand jury transcripts were never seen again. The evidence against Jackson is still equivocal at best, with a lot of vague stuff about envelopes with cash being dropped in his room but never put in his hands, as well as his .375 batting average in the eight games of the Series.
It is not my intention to whitewash the Black Sox here, given that most were clearly guilty, particularly the ringleader, Gandil, who later implicated himself in other crimes in open hearings before Judge Landis (Chick Gandil: not Albert Einstein). Rather, I am merely observing the standards of different times. Due to the right of collective bargaining, which was not secured by law until the New Deal, players today have rights versus their employers that didn’t exist in Shoeless Joe’s day. He could be banned from baseball without clear evidence that he had participated in the fix, and his recourse to the courts for justice badly backfired.
If Ryan Braun had been in Shoeless Joe’s place, he would have just been suspended for 50 games, or perhaps received an even harsher punishment given the owners’ ability to ban players altogether through the “gentlemen’s agreement” that let them waive players out of the majors for important disciplinary reasons such as not liking their salaries. That may be more your thing. Maybe you’d rather 100 innocent men be found guilty than one guilty man go free. Maybe the whole PEDs thing, with its ambiguous impact on baseball, means that much to you. I’m not saying that position is right or wrong, but amorphous outcomes such as Braun’s (at least, it’s amorphous to this point) are the inevitable outcome of a system in which one truly must be proven guilty before being subjected to a punishment.
Lives are ruined and even ended on tainted evidence and testimony. Look at how many convicted criminals have been exonerated through DNA evidence in the last decade. If Braun is truly a cheat, he will slip up again. If not, he doesn’t deserve to have his career tarnished because someone took his urine home and stuck it in the fridge between the Hellman’s and the Velveeta. I’ve always suspected that contact with Velveeta could taint anything and should be an indictable crime in and of itself.
Again, until we have all the information before us, we can’t know exactly what went down here. Until we do, I think it best if we stifle those cries of, “Say it ain’t so, Braun!” He not only had the right to this appeal and the verdict that he received, but our acceptance of it as well. It’s not only the American way, but a better justice than many before him have received, and therefore a better America as well.
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I'm not sure I agree that we have to "accept" this verdict. If I'm understanding correctly he's not arguing that he didn't use, just that the handling of the sample was messed up...and I would assume then arguing that the sample was possibly tainted in the handling process. To me that just reeks of grasping at straws to get off, preceded by lawyers gathering around with Braun and trying to find a loophole. In my mind, he used...but you know what, I'm not sure I really care.
What I have read is Braun argued and won the case on a bare technicality, one, that given all other facts, would not change the outcome of the test. Flimsy due process, fig leaf, some will be happy because RB is a good guy and did not break any records anyway, so its ok. I wonder how his fellow players will perceive him, off the record, I mean. RB has presented no evidence beyond minimal COC violation to exonerate himself, yet he proclaims innocence, lol.
In some ways, i dont care about PEDs personally, no one i know should ever need them, yet if they are a health hazard, given all the money in Sports and Entertainment, they should be banned, and we should care. Then again, the USA has horrible problems much worse to worry about, and I have other things I need to do.
If the arbitor felt this way, he would have upheld the suspension. If the above were true, it would amount to "harmless error" in legal parlence. Due Process violations generally have to be beyond ones involving harmless error.
People seem to think these tests are infallible. Even if handled correctly, there can be errors.
I am not sure why people are so disbelieving that he could be innocent. They process thousands of tests a year, right?
Since Braun has said repeatedly from day one that he is completely innocent, how do you get off saying that "he's not arguing he didn't use?"
Incredible. Perhaps English is not your mother tongue?
What brothers me is the leaking of a condidential process. Innocent or guilty, Braun's reputation is tarnised forevever. I am not sure the public was entitled to be a part of a confidential process. Yet, the reporters were lauded as being good investigate reporters -- Where did they get the leak? Did they pay for the information? Is there anything ESPN would not consider news worthy?
No simple answers -- Part of the 24/7 news frenzy we live in these days.
That is at least as likely as a sealed urine sample growing synthetic testosterone in a refrigerator.
It needs to be noted that technically the Chain of Command was not "messed up". The sample's whereabouts are known throughout the process. The issue is more likely that for the medical testing results to be reliable, the handling of the sample needs to be done in a certain way, and such handling was not sufficiently achieved in this case.
Oh, and about the “confidentiality†of the program. The biggest problem with the Ryan Braun situation is that we knew about it. This testing program is supposed to be confidential. Someone violated that. ESPN took advantage of that breach of faith, ran with it, and ensured that this process could not play out as the collective bargaining agreement provided. An “unnamed source†told TJ Quinn at ESPN, and an unnamed source is always unimpeachable. Let’s call Quinn’s “The Burning Bush.†The Burning Bush cannot be cross-examined. The Burning Bush never forgets, cannot be confused, and does not lie. How do we know? The Burning Bush & Quinn say so. WTF?
The only fair thing now is for MLB to ferret out the source. If it is an employee of MLB or its drug testing program, MLB should ensure that the individual loses his/her job.
But please understand ESPN did nothing wrong in this case because it did NOT report Ryan Braun used PEDs. It reported he failed a test. As a journalist I understand that using unidentified sources can make people uncomfortable and many news organizations are way to quick to cite sources familiar with so-so's thinking to 'report' opinions and not hard facts. ESPN is as guilty as any of overusing unidentified sources.
But TJ Quinn is a damn good reporter and he nailed this story right down the middle of the fairway.
In the OJ trial, we had access to all the information the jury had given the trial was fully televised.
I bet MLB's people selectively leaked the one defense that makes Braun look as if he was let off on a mere technicality. (Chain of custody for a urine sample is no mere technicality anyway!!)
Instead it appears the issue is one of proper handling to establish reliabilty of the testing result. It's sort of like having the state prove that a radar gun that nailed you for speeding was properly calibrated. If the state testifies it didn't follow procedures for ensuring proper calibration, do you think you should be set free?
And the radar gun analogy is a darn good one, btw.
Otherwise there is absolutely no incentive for the state to maintain any fairness. Maybe you were speeding, maybe you weren't. The bigger evil here would be a state that does not need reliable evidence to charge and convict, no?
There is, by the way, a huge loophole in MLB testing directly related to this test: you have to have a very abnormally high ratio of testosterone to epistesterone to convict you of taking testosterone. But Braun's sample passed that threshold.
I will remain a devoted reader of Baseball Prospectus, but on this issue its writers seem to share the view of MLB(as well as of the players) that the game will benefit if players are given the benefit of every doubt. The idea that the National League MVP had used PED's was a clear threat to the game's integrity. That threat has now been dealt with with the help of the arbitrator. Whether justice was served is a separate question.
Now you may or may not choose to accept that, but to say "unless he gives good evidence" already demonstrates how you feel.
Ryan Howard gets a 100 RBIs just like Albert Pujols ergo they are the same. Look at all the stats.
RB is innocent because of minimal procedural issue? Look at ALL the facts. If that is all RB has, he is no more clean that Howard is as good as Pujols.
RB got off a flimsiest of technicalities
It is ironic that so many baseball bloggers and writers which prides itself rightly for going after baseball truth, and laughs at 100 RBIs as an indicator of excellence when other advanced stats show mediocrity, yet they will cling to a minimal COC violation to cover for a player, when all else points to a positive test.
1 - KaiserD2, read some of the comments from MLB executives. They are definitely not happy. Congress made a public farce of their lack of testing, they were shamed, and Selig put in a strict program with the agreement of the players' union. They are VERY mad.
2 - Indeed, they are so mad that one wonders if the leak was intentional. They knew they had an unusual result. They suspected chain of custody problems? And they figured better to leak the issue and let the public condemn him because they might ultimately lose an arbitration? A conspiracy theory of speculation, but not that hard to imagine.
3 - Cachhubguy, Fedex had nothing to do with it, they were closed so the collector --- the guy responsible for taking and sealing the sample --- took it home and put it in his fridge. There is no evidence any seals were broken, but the failure to follow proper procedures (and some argue that these ARE proper procedures in other sports) raises the spectre of someone tampering with his results intentionally.
4 - The leak helped MLB look tough on PEDs, but it also destroyed Braun's reputation in violation of the CBA. Yes, Braun is now able to play without suspension, but he certainly faces a significant loss of future income resulting from the damage to his reputation caused by MLB and its agents violating the terms of the CBA.
In sum, according to information currently reported, MLB violated due process in two ways: (1) they, either directly or through their agents, leaked confidential information; and (2) they prosecuted a PED violation that was collected inconsistent with procedures agreed to in the CBA (though, to be fair, apparently consistent with collection procedures in other sports).
Mr. Goldman's point is that in our nation of laws, due process matters. It is not just a technicality. I just hope Braun stays clean until I trade him away off my keeper fantasy team some day.
Second, the unfairness of playing this mess out in public is that an overwrought chattering class got to obsess about it for three months, only to have their applecart overturned when their world view collided with the reality of the process. Process matters (Ask George Hugely; he owes his life to process). Anyway, ESPN and their ilk are now going apoplectic, defensively trying to deflect attention from their highly destructive role in this fiasco. They caused a lot of the problems here by listening to The Burning Bush and then blabbing about it for weeks as if they knew everything . . . EVERYTHING . . . that was going on. Well, after all, The Burning Bush can never be wrong, can it?
You know, some day will come the day when The Burning Bush’s best move will be to put a cork in its mighty pie hole. Come to think of it, if that had happened 3,000 years ago or so, somewhere in the desert, the world might be a more peaceful place.
The Braun decision is emblematic of the current society we live in that favors the criminals. Furthermore, Mr. Goldman's sanctimonious weekly liberal diatribes are getting pretty tedious.
Anyway, Mr. Goldman's "weekly liberal diatribe" isn't really about much of the above. It's a workplace grievance issue. It's kind of like if your employer decided to dock your pay because your computer showed someone accessing BP during working hours. If you could show that other people had access to your machine during that time, wouldn't it be better if the boss had to prove it was you before docking your pay? But I guess that's a "legal loophole" too; if the bosses say you did something, that's proof enough, right?
"For every seven executions since 1976, one other prisoner on death row has been found innocent."
Moreover, the state of Illinois released more convicted murderers (13) due to DNA evidence than it executed (12) which led to the Republican governor placing a moratorium on executions.
http://speakout.com/activism/issue_briefs/1231b-1.html
In total, 289 convictions have been overturned by DNA evidence.
http://www.innocenceproject.org/Content/Facts_on_PostConviction_DNA_Exonerations.php
Let's start with the idea that the whole basis for Ryan Braun's potential suspension was this positive test. The results of the test are, presumably, the reason why action was taken and why he was issued a 50 game suspension. So, the results of the test are the primary factor here, the primary evidence.
If that's the case, the way in which the evidence was drawn, evaluated, and kept are important issues. If any of those steps are done incorrectly, then there is a problem with the evidence that is the central factor in the case.
Then, it turns out that there was a problem, a chain of custody issue. There was a problem with the way in which this very important evidence was handled.
In that way, this doesn't seem like so much of a "technicality" or a "loophole." It goes to the heart of the entire case, and the care in which the process was undertaken.
Again, this all may be colored by my work experience. In my world (product liability defense), chain of custody is a huge issue. You look for chain of custody forms from other parties all the time, and if chain of custody is not properly documented or preserved, then it changes the whole complexion of the case.
1. Major League baseball uses Fedex to deliver samples for testing for MLB players to a lab in Montreal.
2. Samples from Minor league players go to a lab in Salt Lake City.
3. A tester took the sample home and stored it in a refrigerator until he could bring it to an open FedEx center. Its rumored that two other unnamed Brewers also failed tests from the same package.
4. That the leak of Braun's failed test came from someone within the Brewers Front Office.
5. Braun's defense hinting they contested whether the urine sample was even Braun's.
If I knew my co-workers were dipping into the till but kept my mouth shut about it, once that's shown to be so (and not necessarily beyond all reasonable doubt in a court of law) I'd fully expect to be shown the door, too. Very properly so.
You do support Steven's point, though, that players had few if any protections from processes stacked against them. I for one a glad that they have more protections now.
1. Braun repeatedly tests clean during the entire regular season.
2. At no point in Braun's career including the 2011 regular season have witnesses, reliable or shady characters, ever accused Braun of roiding.
3. At no point in Braun's career up to the present day has Braun undergone the sorts of documented behavioral and morphological indicative of, and incapable of being hidden by, roid use: no mood swings, no statistical performance swings correlated with roid cycles, no hair loss, body acne, unusual muscular or head growth (all of which were easily documented in the cases of guys like Bonds, Bret Boone).
4. He tested positive for "insanely high levels of testosterone" a single time in mid October 2011, levels that exceeded boundaries characteristic of positive tests of known, undisputed users. Something was out of ordinary from the start.
5. He immediately demanded a re-test and proclaimed his innocence to MLB authorities, and underwent a re-test within 1-2 weeks with a clean result. This is repeatedly being ignored in the media coverage and fan rants on the subject.
6. There are no known masking agents that can be reliably used to "beat" the current steroid test regime that MLB employs, which contrasts with the state of the science at the heart of the late 90's steroid era.
7. Proper handling and immediate refrigeration of biological samplesare not "technicalities" of drug testing in the scientific, criminal justice, or other arenas; rather they are essential for insuring that the results themselves are reliable. This applies to narcotic testing, blood alcohol testing, roids, the works.
8. Braun's sample was neither handled properly nor immediately refrigerated, but rather taken home overnight by a lab tech. This is not the same thing as a confession getting thrown out because a cop didnt read a suspect his rights first; this undercuts the test result reliability itself. This is not the same thing as a pound of narcotics seized from a trunk getting excluded from court because the cop pulled the car over to mess with the driver because he's black. Emphatically, Braun's defense was a substantive one not a technical one.
9. Roid tests involve known "false positives" a non trivial percentage of the time, perhaps as large as 10% in the scientific literature. That can occur regardless of proper chain of custody or refrigeration protocols being followed; ie the test regimes themselves, like all other scientific testing, have margins of error. Related examples include the fact that poppy seed ingestion can cause a false positive for heroin use, 10 stop watches timing a race will produce 10 different results even if properly calibrated, and when improperly calibrated, will produce a wholly wrong result.
10. Braun's lawyers are prohibited by the operating agreement, as is Braun himself, from making a specific defense to the media, so their vague protestations that he'd be vindicated do NOT indicate a lack of belief in his actual innocence. They followed the rules, MLB did not by "leaking" the test result to the media before the process played out. It is incorrect to assert that Braun is the only one vindicated by MLB's process. He is the only one PUBLICALLy vindicated, BP itself in prior articles has discussed the many private exonerations that MLB hasnt released to the public.
11. The immediate conviction of Braun in the court of the public opinion was disgusting and un American. We almost want the high paid atheletes to be knocked from their pedestal to make us feel good about ourselves. The continued conviction of Braun even after his vindication by the arbitration process is also disgusting. His critics know very little about what was presented in the hearing yet cite to unsourced conspiracy theories to explain Braun's acquittal. They made a decision long ago before hearing the evidence that he was guilty because it made them feel good to do so; their current protestations about Braun just demonstrate that once one's mind is made up no matter of hell on earth evidence can make many people change their minds. Hopefully they are never accused of any wrongdoing themselves in the public arena and someday must rely on a jury of their like minded peers to subjugate the actual evidence to their preexisting prejudices.
1) Make it look like MLB is doing something about PEDs.
2) Use negative publicity over PEDs as leverage over the players and their union.
Steven, this statement is both misleading and incorrect. Care to provide any citation to support your claim?
I assume you mean to refer to Lochner, but you wildly misstate the holding of the case, as well as the other cases relating to freedom of contract. The right vindicated by those cases is the right of an individual to be free from arbitrary, protectionist restrictions on labor without a valid health or safety reason.
Moreover, due process was never "more about corporations than individuals". Most due process cases were and are about not about the substantive due process to which you allude without naming it.
Given your solid writing in other areas, your misstatements of law and legal history are pretty disappointing.
You are correct that the constitution does apply to the government, but it is not restricted to "relationships between individuals and their govt". The constitution is a charter of negative rights, which means that it provides restrictions on the government.
One such restriction, which was rightly upheld in Lochner, was that the government was not allowed to arbitrarily interfere in an individual's contractual relationship without a valid health or safety reason.
You should probably give the opinion another read. -- http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0198_0045_ZO.html
"The mere assertion that the subject relates though but in a remote degree to the public health does not necessarily render the enactment valid. The act must have a more direct relation, as a means to an end, and the end itself must be appropriate and legitimate, before an act can be held to be valid which interferes with the general right of an individual to be free in his person and in his power to contract in relation to his own labor."
"We think the limit of the police power has been reached and passed in this case. There is, in our judgment, no reasonable foundation for holding this to be necessary or appropriate as a health law to safeguard the public health or the health of the individuals who are following the trade of a baker. If this statute be valid, and if, therefore, a proper case is made out in which to deny the right of an individual, sui juris, as employer or employee, to make contracts for the labor of the latter under the protection of the provisions of the Federal Constitution, there would seem to be no length to which legislation of this nature might not go. The case differs widely, as we have already stated, from the expressions of this court in regard to laws of this nature, as stated in Holden v. Hardy and Jacobson v. Massachusetts, supra."
There's a lot in there. But your take is just not consistent with the case or the history.
I'd also be remiss if I didn't refer you to David Bernstein's masterful "Rehabilitating Lochner", which does an amazing job of contextualizing the opinion, the circumstances, and the historical evidence surrounding bakeries, why the law was passed (at the behest of large, established bakeries to screw over small family-run bakeries). It's a useful corrective to historically inaccurate impressions like yours.
Your reference to the Bernstein book looks interesting, and from the little I've looked into it, he might have a point concerning the use of Lochner-like analysis in later civil rights jurisprudence. That said, you'll have a hard time convincing me that the Court correctly decided Lochner, the minimum-wage cases, etc. Maybe it was going to law school in the 70s -- we spent a lot of time on them, and I was always reading the dissents from that era more favorably. Hence my agreement with Steven about the substantive due process analysis that did in fact favor the economically powerful over those with less power in the labor law arena.
As Bernstein, the law at issue in Lochner was passed at the behest of the larger, industrial bakeries to screw over the smaller, non-factory, often-family owned/operated bakeries, most of which were run by immigrants (Jews and Italians). If you have enough labor to work in multiple shifts, as the larger bakeries did, the law doesn't bother you.
Looking to a lot of these laws (like the bans on hair braiding, or the Florida ban on non-licensed interior design, or the requirement in some state for a degree in mortuary science just to sell caskets, and yes, selling glasses like in Williamson v. Lee Optical), any alleged "health and safety benefit" is often just a fig leaf to protect the powerful or connected from competition.
So you've improperly conflated Lochner ("substantive" due process under the 14th amendment) the Commerce Clause of the Constitution, and a state regulation with congress' powers. You've also incorrectly asserted that Citizens United (under with the First Amendment restricts what Congress can do in the campaign finance area) with the Due Process clause.
Oh wait, you did that. There is no "higher level" of due process in Citizens United, as it is simply not an issue in the case. Nor is there ever any such thing as "levels" of due process. What there are are various standards of review in the equal protection context, but they have nothing to do with Due Process, Citizens United, or the First Amendment.
The court did not "personify" corporations in Citizens United. (You really should read the opinion, rather than relying on bizarre misstatements from the media about it). But since I doubt you'll do that, you should start here -- http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-medias-shameful-inexcusable-distortion-of-the-supreme-courts-citizens-united-decision/
Following Roosevelt's threat to make the Supreme Court part of the Executive Branch by packing it with his supporters, the Supreme Court needed a way to validate Roosevelt's New Deal statism. It chose the Commerce Clause, which has nothing whatever to do with the basis of either the Lochner decision nor Due Process.
"The tester claimed that by the time the test was completed early in the evening after the game there was no open FedEx center at which he could drop off the sample, the person with knowledge of the case said. Instead, he said the tester followed established protocol that when a sample cannot immediately be dropped off at a FedEx center it must be kept in a cold and secure place until it can be shipped.
"In this instance, the person said, the tester took the sample home and stored it in a refrigerator until he could bring it to an open FedEx center on Monday.
"Lawyers for Major League Baseball told the panel that the sample had been sealed in both a bag and then a box while Braun watched and that they showed no sign of tampering when the arrived at the Montreal laboratory."
I don't know why the arbitrator decided to side with Braun, but based upon those paragraphs, I can't see that there was any problem with the chain of custody.
Braun is guilty by WADA.
And why are my earlier comments masked by low rating? I called no one names, no slurs, just a web link to a yahoo story, and expressed an opinion that is mainstream, but I guess not for this site, which prides itself on openmindedness. RB may be innocent but the facts out there do not support him. The idea that a delay in testing caused this is ludicrous; the sample would have been stored in a fridge over the weekend. It was probably better in the courier's fridge than a fedex depot, but October in MIL may be cool too.
It is a loophole, it is a technicality until Braun can tell us why this deviation in protocol can cause a false positive. he has had 4 months to figure something out. And that link from that horrible Wash Post has WADA official saying that Braun would not be cleared by them.
Now, censor me again.
Man, I hope you aren't on the jury if I ever get wrongly convicted of a crime
Really, what else could have Braun done to prove his innocense. From day 1 he was astonished by the positive test. He hired attorney's and began the fight. And he offered to have a DNA test to prove that the positive sample was not his.
This is an example of a case where you are guilty till proven otherwise. And even then, you're not cleared. I have heard from multiple reports that he and his attorneys are barred from going into the complete details of his case.
Last point, if you're going to assume that Braun is guilty then I have several unanswered questions. What of the 25 tests that came back negative? Even if you assume he was previously was using something that wasn't detected, did he suddenly become stupid and use something new that could be detected?
Today's New York Times initially said that Braun asked for a DNA test but backed down when MLB took him up on it. It also pointed out that if the tester had immediately taken the sample to FEDEX it would have sat in their office under much less safe conditions for the entire weekend--and testers in all sports have been dealing with this problem for years.
That said, if RB was using, let's just watch his performance this year. As a Pirate's fan I hope he was using and now he's not. We need all the help we can get.