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Introducing the Squall-Stars

February 4, 2022

On Thursday morning the Minnesota Department of Transportation unveiled their new snow plow names, as voted on by the public.

Today, Baseball Prospectus is unveiling our Squall-Stars (see the feature image). The premise speaks for itself. Vote for your favorite in your mind’s private comment section!

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Jon Crate
2/04
thanks i hate it
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Ben Carsley
2/04
Six days from now when you wake up in a cold sweat thinking about "Slete Thomas" ... I want you to know that was me.
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Blake Townsley
2/04
I mean, what do we want? Pecota release would be a nice Kickstarter for discussion, no?
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Craig Goldstein
2/04
As usual, we're doing that the Tuesday after the Superbowl
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Nathan Grimm
2/04
only wish this had been written by my favorite BP author, Mark Bury
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Jon Crate
2/04
Nope, just Ben Snowsley
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Kristoffer Ericson
2/04
Snomar wins because it puns BOTH names!
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Dan
2/04
I like these - and bonus points for "Brandon Plowe" actually rhyming with the somewhat odd way that he pronounces "Lowe" - but honestly the part that made lol was the subheader in the email - "What do you want from us, it's a lockout." :)
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brewerstt
2/04
Not to forget Sand-Truck Alcantara, Edwin De-Ice J. T. Snowemergency and Ernie "Let's Plow 2" Snowbanks.
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Chad Ronnander
2/04
Other Minnesota Departments have already been naming landmarks for baseball players. In Minneapolis, they just dedicated Miguel Sano Park. It's got three swings and a bench.
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Craig Goldstein
2/04
lol god dang
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brewerstt
2/04
Winner, right there. People everywhere will steal this.
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