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Prospectus Hit List for June 24



by Matthew Kory

Hit List for June 20 Hit List for June 27
Teams are ordered based on Adjusted Hit List Factor, a computer generated number, and the author isn't responsible for the order of the teams.

Gotta get down on Friday.

RkTmWLW1W2W3HLFAHLFWin Div%Win WC%Playoff%1-Day7-Day
1

47

24

52.5

53.7

53.3

.649

.645

97.3%

2.4%

99.8%

0.2%

0.0%

Can the Cubs please sign Taylor Featherstone so I can make a bad bird joke about Dexter Fowler going on the DL thanks.
2

43

30

44.5

47.8

47.4

.588

.584

77.5%

14.8%

92.3%

0.4%

-4.6%

Good job if you guessed the problem with the 2014 and 2015 Washington Nationals was not enough Dusty Baker and Jonathan Papelbon.
3

41

30

42.7

42.4

41.4

.576

.581

80.7%

9.9%

90.6%

1.3%

18.9%

According to rumors, Michael Brantley�s health is a deciding factor with respect to how the club approaches the trade deadline. Because the Indians problem is they only have one spot left to add a good player.
4

41

33

42.6

45.5

45.7

.583

.578

36.6%

45.2%

81.9%

0.4%

16.0%

A little known by-product of the Brexit vote in England is a provision preventing the Dodgers from signing Cuban players. Look, don�t ask me, I just report the news.
5

40

32

43.4

45.8

46.1

.569

.574

48.4%

22.9%

71.2%

4.0%

-0.6%

The Red Sox lost their third starting left fielder to injury, so, like the Secretary of Labor after an assassination, Hanley Ramirez edges closer to playing the outfield again.
6

47

27

44.1

43.5

43.7

.559

.554

62.5%

29.5%

92.0%

2.0%

10.8%

You just know poor Mac Williamson had some dolt in high school follow him around to yell �and cheese� any time he introduced himself.
7

38

33

42.6

45.0

45.3

.555

.550

2.6%

46.1%

48.7%

1.8%

0.8%

The Cubs have lost four straight and the Cardinals have won three straight. Do that three more times and we�ll have ourselves an ol� AL Central showdown!
8

40

34

40.9

41.8

42.4

.542

.547

27.5%

27.6%

55.1%

-1.8%

-5.9%

Jose Bautista�s injury will force Edwin Encarnacion to shoulder a bigger load which could be difficult what with one of his shoulders already taken up by an imaginary parrot.
9

38

33

37.7

39.3

37.6

.545

.541

17.8%

34.5%

52.3%

-5.6%

-18.3%

The Mets were prepared to sign Cuban superstar Yulieski Gurriel to a six year contract after a private workout until someone noticed that it he looked an awful lot like Mr. Met with a false mustache.
10

36

36

40.8

39.0

38.2

.531

.536

8.6%

21.6%

30.2%

-0.3%

-16.9%

The Mariners are Lucy holding the football and their fans are Charlie Brown. �Come on, kick it,� they say. �I�ll totally hold it for you!�
11

37

36

36.4

37.8

37.4

.529

.534

12.1%

26.9%

39.0%

-0.8%

13.7%

So does this mean they won�t be winning the World Series next year?
12

47

26

40.6

37.2

37.0

.525

.530

79.2%

12.3%

91.5%

-0.6%

7.5%

Today in weird news: the Rangers have the largest lead of any division leader in baseball.
13

37

35

36.1

38.5

37.3

.507

.512

7.4%

16.4%

23.9%

-0.4%

-4.1%

The Tigers won on a walk-off wild pitch, which doesn�t have the symmetry of a walk-off walk but hey, their owner is very old, so you take the win.
14

41

30

38.3

37.1

37.2

.507

.512

17.3%

21.8%

39.1%

-0.0%

1.6%

Rumor has it the Orioles are interested in Francisco Liriano, which surprised me because I thought he was already on the Orioles.
15

31

39

32.6

34.7

35.6

.506

.511

2.5%

5.6%

8.1%

-0.6%

-15.5%

Is anyone else getting the feeling the Rays franchise is entering the last few chapters of Flowers for Algernon?
16

36

37

35.3

33.7

34.3

.493

.498

4.9%

11.1%

16.1%

-3.0%

-5.1%

James Shields� command is like one of those paintings at the mall. At first you think it�s all over the place, but if you relax your eyes you�ll see a ship!
17

35

36

33.1

32.8

33.2

.493

.498

4.3%

6.9%

11.2%

0.2%

1.9%

If the Yankees decide to blow it up they�ll be arrested because blowing things up is illegal.
18

39

34

36.7

38.0

37.8

.499

.494

4.7%

18.3%

23.0%

2.6%

6.9%

The Marlins, led by their $325 million best player, walked off the Cubs, who are the best team in baseball. There is so much improbable in that sentence in order to understand it fully, I want you to read it 400 times or until your eyes explode, which ever happens first.
19

38

33

35.2

34.1

34.4

.483

.488

6.9%

16.4%

23.3%

1.7%

4.9%

The Royals aren�t trading Yordano Ventura. Shoot him to the moon? Maybe, but trade him, no.
20

35

40

35.7

36.3

38.2

.482

.477

0.5%

2.4%

2.9%

0.5%

1.5%

A magic trick: Open the Diamondbacks roster and scroll down while reading the names. I�ll close my eyes. I predict I will know the exact moment when you read the name Socrates Brito.
21

34

39

34.0

33.7

34.4

.482

.477

0.0%

3.5%

3.5%

-2.0%

-9.1%

The Pirates are in trouble. Quick plan: fire the manager and move Phil Kessel to the third line!
22

34

38

35.3

37.5

37.7

.481

.476

0.3%

2.8%

3.1%

-0.5%

-3.4%

On Wednesday starter Jon Gray was taken to the trainers room with �arm fatigue,� at which point thousands of fans at the game and watching on TV had to be treated for what was later called �Rockies fatigue.�
23

31

42

33.5

30.2

30.4

.442

.447

0.1%

0.3%

0.4%

0.1%

-0.4%

If you had �one� in the �how many games until Tim Lincecum�s name comes up in trade rumors you win a cookie! (sorry, it�s burned)
24

30

42

29.1

27.9

27.4

.434

.439

0.0%

0.2%

0.3%

0.2%

-0.0%

Step 1: Hit Tim Lincecum. Step 2: Step 3: Win World Series!
25

32

40

29.9

28.8

27.4

.440

.435

0.0%

0.4%

0.4%

0.1%

-0.4%

Did you know? The Brewers are 19-17 at home, the second best home record in the division! What�s their away record, you say? crackle crackle what crackle you�re breaking up crackle crackle zip
26

31

43

31.4

28.4

29.2

.434

.429

0.0%

0.1%

0.1%

0.0%

-0.0%

Since trading James Shields the Padres are 8-8. Considering their record, perhaps they should re-trade for him so they can deal him away again.
27

23

49

24.9

26.3

26.1

.415

.420

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

0.0%

In the battle between the easily stoppable force (the Phillies) and the entirely movable object (Twins) the object blinked, and that was pretty weird because objects don�t have eyes.
28

25

47

25.2

27.3

28.3

.393

.388

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Braves fans are all like Ctrl+ATL+Del
29

28

45

26.5

21.5

21.8

.387

.383

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

Joey Votto�s WARP by year since 2013: 6.7, 1.7, 7.6, 1.2. Dude�s trying to give us stat geeks vertigo.
30

31

43

25.4

23.5

24.0

.384

.379

0.0%

0.0%

0.0%

-0.0%

-0.2%

Congratulations to the Phillies for picking first overall in the draft and then immediately playing like a team that picked first overall in the draft.